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<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=518518" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>I’m So Good That I Don’t Have To Brag</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Now I'm warnin' all you women don't stand too close to me cause you might catch fire<br>Now you're talkin' to a man in a whole other kind of bag<br>Well I'm three parts tiger and one part snake<br>I'll ball you to sleep and I'll bite you awake<br>And I'm so good that I don't have to brag<br>I need an adding machine to count up all the women I've ruined for other men<br>Now compared to me Paul Bunyan is a screamin' fag<br>I can shift more gears and pump more juice I'll turn you every which way but loose<br>And I'm so damn good that I don't have to brag<br>Now there's twenty thirty beautiful women a sleepin' at the foot of my bed<br>And every night every night I hear 'em sighin'<br>They say that I don't miss a thing they say that I'm the lovin' king<br>And I'm too nice a guy to say they're lyin'<br>Now I've been makin' love professionally since I was only six years old<br>And I really learned the way to wiggly wag<br>And still I'm such a modest man you know I'm twice as great as I think I am<br>I'm so good that I don't have to brag<br>There's a line of chicks startin' at my window and reachin' across the street<br>And it stretches 'way to the other side of town<br>They come to me from across the seas on their knees just sayin' Please<br>And I'm too nice a guy to turn 'em down<br>Now I once got captured by some Amazon women down in the Fiji Isles<br>They were fightin' over me to see who'd be my bride<br>I had to kill them all and I will admit it and I won't tell you how I did it<br>But I'll tell you each one was smilin' when she died<br>Now the day I die every woman in the country's gonna go around dressed in black<br>And they'll probably add another star to the American flag<br>And they'll build me a monument forty feet high sayin' it's a shame he had to die<br>He was so damn good he never had to brag<br>And I'm tellin' you men keep your eighteen year old daughters off of my back<br>And your wives they like the way I carry on<br>And why don't you go look at your mother for a while<br>You notice she's wearin' a funny sorta smile<br>Well that just means I've been there and I've gone<br>Now if you got a frigid woman I'm gonna cure her for a hundred dollars<br>You can bring her around my house at four o'clock<br>And you can come and pick her up at 4:03 if you can pry her off of me<br>I got a whole lot of others just waitin' 'round the block<br>Now if you're wonderin' how you're gonna get to me<br>Better bring a Cadillac full of money<br>Cause I sure as hell ain't gonna swing without no swag<br>I can make you creep I can make you crawl make you scream and climb the wall<br>And I'm so good that I don't have to brag<br>So Baby don't call me up at three o'clock in the mornin' no more threatenin' suicide<br>I mean go ahead and do it honey cause wakin' me up is a drag<br>And you can leave a note for all the rest sayin' at least you had the very best<br>And he's so damn good that he don't have to brag<br>Now I'm warnin' all you women don't stand too close to me cause you might catch fire<br>Now you're talkin' to a man in a whole other kind of bag<br>I'm three parts tiger and one part snake I'll ball you to sleep and I'll bite you awake<br>And I'm so good that I don't have to brag</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Sheldon+Allan+Silverstein">Sheldon Allan Silverstein</a><div class=q>
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