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<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=50016" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Why is everbody always pickin' on me? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor <br>He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca <br>The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me <br>I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie <br>What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son <br>He's looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and Hong Kong Phooey all in one <br>To put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin' <br>I'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin' <br>But why's everbody always pickin' on me? <br>Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne <br>But why's everbody always pickin' on me? <br>Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983 <br>But why's everbody always pickin' on me? <br>Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee <br>But why's everbody always pickin' on me? <br>Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby <br>Why's everbody always pickin' on me? <br>Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali <br>I got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there's a lot more wrong with you <br>So back me up Bill yea and you're ugly too <br>So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese <br>Or where a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valenti jeans <br>And my mirror never lies but it always verifies <br>I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie <br>You compare me to a Monchichi but I don't understand <br>Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed like the Elephant Man <br>And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first <br>But at least this time I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse <br>About as popular with the girls with Englebert Humperdink <br>And that might be 'cause everybody calls me Shrinky Dink <br>I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a total retard <br>It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged <br>But why's everbody always pickin' on me? <br>Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties <br>But why's everbody always pickin' on me? <br>Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee <br>But why's everbody always pickin' on me? <br>Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady <br>But why's everbody always pickin' on me? <br>You took your mom to the prom but still got lucky <br>Like that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased <br>And he breaks into the Professor's lab and makes some LSD <br>Peaks freaks and eats the Skipper's brains then beats Ginger with coconuts <br>As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside their grass hut <br>Oh he'll kill again that Gilligan they he should of let him be <br>And like a postal clerk I'll go beserk if you don't stop teasing me <br>See the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm <br>Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm <br>The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm <br>The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm <br>The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm <br>The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm <br>The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm <br>The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm <br>The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm <br>The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm <br>But why's everbody always pickin' on me? <br>Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne <br>But why's everbody always pickin' on me? <br>Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983 <br>But why's everbody always pickin' on me? <br>Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee <br>But why's everbody always pickin' on me? <br>Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby <br>But why's everbody always pickin' on me? <br>Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties <br>But why's everbody always pickin' on me? <br>Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee <br>But why's everbody always pickin' on me? <br>Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady <br>But why's everbody always pickin' on me? <br>Cause no one likes you monkey boy <br></div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />song performed by by Bloodhound Gang from <i>One Fierce Beer Coaster</i> - <i><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/" target=_blank></a></i><div class=q>
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