<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=482077" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Everyone Lies</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">“Lie not me”</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Think again: </div><div style="margin:10px 0">Everyone lies<br>Every day<br>Every night<br>All your life</div><div style="margin:10px 0">How do you lie? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">When: <br>You exaggerate<br>Brag<br>Aggrandize<br>PontificateWithhold love, affection<br>Do something you don’t want to do<br>Don’t do something you want to do<br>Pray for some-thing<br>Fake orgasm<br>Masturbate and fake orgasm (Just kidding) <br>Tell children Santa Claus and Tooth Fairy are real<br>Dress up when you want to wear sweats<br>Make excuses for being late<br>Look in the mirror and see what’s not there<br>Cheat at cards<br>Park in handicap space without permit<br>Smile when you don’t feel like it<br>Frown when you want to smile<br>Ask for senior discount before you’re a senior<br>Tell Aunt Tillie her blue hair is beautiful<br>Say “The check is in the mail”<br>Wear hat to cover your bald spot<br>Say grace when all you want to do is eat<br>Vote for the lesser of two evils<br>Mark voters pamphlet<br>Say “Officer I was only doing 55”<br>Say “The dog farted not me”<br>Play the “Blame-game”<br>Deny anything<br>Talk without listening<br>Say “That’s not my Playboy magazine”<br>Say “I never masturbate”<br>Say “I’m fine” when you’re not</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Had enough? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">Everyone lies!</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Ray+Lucero">Ray Lucero</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=482077" data-title="Everyone Lies de Ray Lucero" data-description="“Lie not me” Think again: Everyone lies Every day Every night All your life How do you lie? When: You exaggerate Brag Aggrandize PontificateWithhold love, affection Do something you don’t want to do Don’t do something you want to do..."></div> </div> </div>

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