<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=477147" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>No Guarantee</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">The only guarantee is, <br>There is no guarantee.<br>The manual is missing.<br>Only issued with one set of everything.<br>A Guaranteed obsolescence, <br>Built in redundancy.<br>A no return policy<br>Once it has left the factory, <br>Its cord severed it cannot be exchanged.<br>This does not affect your statutory rights.<br>Nonetheless most problems, <br> Any damage done, <br>Or injury inflicted, <br>The unit will self repair.<br>However any parts which go missing<br>Sadly, cannot be replaced, <br>As there are no spares available<br>So please look after it. <br>It can however self replicate<br>If joined with another unit<br>The resulting unit will, <br>With luck, be ready in nine months.<br>It will give good service for many years.<br>The factory cannot take responsibility<br>For the unit having a mind of its own.<br>The coating, <br>Which is both water proof<br>And self regenerating<br>Will give many years of service<br>If regularly cleaned and kept dust free, <br>However it is liable to wrinkle with age.<br>Warning! <br>When first issued will need, <br>Without exception, care<br>For about the first Eighteen years.<br>After that is will just need regular guidance<br>And a yearly MOT.<br>At its expiratory date<br>The unit may be easily disposed of<br>As it is totally green and recyclable.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Paul+Brookes">Paul Brookes</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=477147" data-title="No Guarantee de Paul Brookes" data-description="The only guarantee is, There is no guarantee. The manual is missing. Only issued with one set of everything. A Guaranteed obsolescence, Built in redundancy. A no return policy Once it has left the factory, Its cord severed it cannot be exchange..."></div> </div> </div>

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