<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=472201" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>To A Small Boy Standing On My Shoes While I Am Wearing Them</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Let's straighten this out, my little man,<br>And reach an agreement if we can.<br>I entered your door as an honored guest.<br>My shoes are shined and my trousers are pressed,<br>And I won't stretch out and read you the funnies<br>And I won't pretend that we're Easter bunnies.<br>If you must get somebody down on the floor,<br>What in the hell are your parents for?<br>I do not like the things that you say<br>And I hate the games that you want to play.<br>No matter how frightfully hard you try,<br>We've little in common, you and I.<br>The interest I take in my neighbor's nursery<br>Would have to grow, to be even cursory,<br>And I would that performing sons and nephews<br>Were carted away with the daily refuse,<br>And I hold that frolicsome daughters and nieces<br>Are ample excuse for breaking leases.<br>You may take a sock at your daddy's tummy<br>Or climb all over your doting mummy,<br>But keep your attentions to me in check,<br>Or, sonny boy, I will wring your neck.<br>A happier man today I'd be<br>Had someone wrung it ahead of me.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Ogden+Nash">Ogden Nash</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=472201" data-title="To A Small Boy Standing On My Shoes While I Am Wearing Them de Ogden Nash" data-description="Let's straighten this out, my little man, And reach an agreement if we can. I entered your door as an honored guest. My shoes are shined and my trousers are pressed, And I won't stretch out and read you the funnies And I won't pretend that we're E..."></div> </div> </div>

solid border dashed border dotted border double border groove border ridge border inset border outset border no border blue green red purple cyan gold silver black