<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=468667" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>The Filipino Politician</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">When he finds his wife in bed with another man-- </div><div style="margin:10px 0">The conservative politician feels an ache in his stomach, <br> remembers the longanisa and the tapa he had for breakfast. <br>He doesn't know whether to get the doctor or Cardinal Sin <br> on the phone. He calls one of his bodyguards, tells him <br>to shoot the man and then, his wife. He takes his .38 magnum <br> from his brief case, shoots his bodyguard in the back. </div><div style="margin:10px 0">The liberal politician pours himself a glass of Courvoisier, <br> remembers a passage from an Anais Nin story. <br>He is suddenly the one they call the Basque. He removes <br> his Dior tie, his Armani shirt, his Calvin Klein boxer shorts. <br>He puts on a black beret, whispers, tres jolie, tres jolie, <br> que bonito, muy grande my petite amore. He joins them <br>in bed, begins his caresses on the man's calves, <br> kisses his way up the man's thighs. </div><div style="margin:10px 0">The communist politician does not call his wife a puta, <br> nor does he challenge the man to a duel with balisong knives. <br>He stays calm, takes out a book of poems by Mao Tse Tung. <br> Inspired, he decides to advance the Revolution. <br>He takes a taxi to Roxas Boulevard, he begins to curse <br> and throw rocks at the American Embassy.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Nick+Carbo">Nick Carbo</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=468667" data-title="The Filipino Politician de Nick Carbo" data-description="When he finds his wife in bed with another man-- The conservative politician feels an ache in his stomach, remembers the longanisa and the tapa he had for breakfast. He doesn't know whether to get the doctor or Cardinal Sin on the phone. He..."></div> </div> </div>

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