<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=460777" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>0323 God Removes in MysteriousWays</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Knock at door.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Is this 34c Warren Hastings Court? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">(Shout from upstairs) <br>Tell him we don’t want no doorsteppers today, Ali.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I don’t think you understand, Sir. My services are<br>part of the removal package.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Well bless me. I didn’t see that in the small print.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Good, just kneel here on this bubble-wrap, my son.<br>Would you like me to pray for peace in your home, Sir? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">Perhaps later when the baby stops screaming? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">How about blessing your bed for a fruitful sex life? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">We’ve got six kids, thanks, as you can hear.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">The toilet then, for a healthy life? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">It’s pretty busy, the kids are rather upset at moving.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">The kitchen then? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">Aliya doesn’t really like men in the kitchen.. God, <br>is that the time already? We’re not ready for the van..</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Remember, God’s peace is beyond time, my son.<br>That’s why I’m here. Perhaps it would be better<br>if I visited you in your new home? May I take the address, <br>or perhaps ride with you in the van? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">It’s 10 Allahabad Villas, Southall.. but I think it’s better not –<br>But thanks for coming. It’s the first time we’ve met anyone from your religion, Inshallah…it could be a good omen for peace..</div><div style="margin:10px 0">**! ! ? ? ? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">We’re Moslems despite the English surname which got us in…didn't they tell you? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">Oh I’m so sorry sir, it must be a computer error…</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Oh no harm done, I guess. Allah be with you..</div><div style="margin:10px 0">And with you, my son… first time for me, too..</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Michael+Shepherd">Michael Shepherd</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=460777" data-title="0323 God Removes in MysteriousWays de Michael Shepherd" data-description="Knock at door. Is this 34c Warren Hastings Court? (Shout from upstairs) Tell him we don’t want no doorsteppers today, Ali. I don’t think you understand, Sir. My services are part of the removal package. Well bless me. I didn’t see that..."></div> </div> </div>

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