<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=460472" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>0021 Santa Claus Franchises Inc: A Public Statement</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">We the undersigned have been requested<br>to issue the following statement on behalf of<br>Santa Claus Franchises Inc in the light of <br>recent serious allegations: </div><div style="margin:10px 0">SCI as an international organisation<br>takes its responsibilities to the public<br>extremely seriously, while at all times<br>being sensitive to contemporary issues.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">SCI defends itself vigorously<br>from suggestions that it projects an image<br>of extra-terrestrial benevolence<br>which may lead to later<br>adverse effects of trauma, mental and physical<br>ill-health, etc. All SCI Franchise Outlets have an<br>authorised notice that ‘parental discrimination<br>should be exercised at all times’.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">There are no similarities to the tobacco industry<br>to be drawn in this respect.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">SCI will therefore contest vigorously<br>all lawsuits for breach of agreement<br>and failure to deliver goods as promised.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">SCI thus points out that the phrase, <br>‘And what would you like for Christmas, <br>young man/lady? ’ does not constitute<br>a legal promise to deliver goods as defined by law.<br>This applies also to our website and email facility, <br>and to telephone calls, which are at premium rate.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">SCI affirms that lap-dandling and possibly interpreted<br>inappropriate touching is now<br>forbidden in all SCI Franchise outlets.<br>All our staff have had a criminal record check.<br>Please confirm that you are attending<br>an official SCI Franchise Outlet</div><div style="margin:10px 0">SCI defends itself vigorously against<br>accusations of ageism, racism, <br>colour preference, religious affiliation, <br>and the suggestion that it is a paradigm<br>for white colonialism. SCI points out that<br>Single-Image Branding is an internationally accepted<br>form of consumerism. We are however looking into<br>alterations in our franchised brand-image in certain<br>global cultural areas where, for instance, <br>bounty is traditionally associated with matriarchy.<br>The Disney Organisation is assisting us in this.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">SCI further points out that it repudiates<br>accusations of pandering to consumerism and commercialism, <br>(while these are indeed essential to a healthy economy) <br>and points out that it is at all times sensitive to <br>changing public requirements. <br>SCI seeks only to serve its public and maintain<br>the high standards of its founder.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">SCI vigorously defends itself against the<br>accusation of ‘passing-off’ – trading on<br>a deliberate confusion with the image of<br>God The Father. This is made quite clear<br>on the officially authorised form to be<br>stuffed up the chimney or ventilation duct.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">SCI has no face-veil policy. However, <br>metal detectors may be used at certain outlets.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">SCI wishes all its participants seasonal cheer<br>and a prosperous trading year. <br>SCI affirms its mission statement: <br>‘Yule Be Grateful, Ho Ho Ho’…</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br>[Published at the request of SCI Franchises Inc.]</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Michael+Shepherd">Michael Shepherd</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=460472" data-title="0021 Santa Claus Franchises Inc: A Public Statement de Michael Shepherd" data-description="We the undersigned have been requested to issue the following statement on behalf of Santa Claus Franchises Inc in the light of recent serious allegations: SCI as an international organisation takes its responsibilities to the public extremely ..."></div> </div> </div>

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