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<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=460019" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Don't you wish your soul was larger? (Advt.)</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">You were born with a little pink soul.<br>That didn’t seem to matter for your first ten years or so.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Then you started to compare it with what<br>other boys had swinging for them…</div><div style="margin:10px 0">and of course, how girls were different, <br>but managed in their own private way…</div><div style="margin:10px 0">then you discovered girls, bigtime. Well, for you, smalltime...<br>They didn’t mind the modest size of your soul, at first; </div><div style="margin:10px 0">then they started giggling together, and<br>favoured some other guy like crazy</div><div style="margin:10px 0">since it got around that he had a huge swinging soul<br>and knew just how to use it.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Now you’ve got a partner, and she doesn’t say anything<br>because she knows you’re very sensitive about this</div><div style="margin:10px 0">but secretly, she wishes you had a larger soul…<br>and there’s your very handsome neighbour</div><div style="margin:10px 0">who advertises by the way he dresses, carries himself<br>that he’s well-endowed in that department…</div><div style="margin:10px 0">watch out; she may feel that she deserves<br>spiritual satisfaction from that guy</div><div style="margin:10px 0">who sure spreads it around, from what<br>her girlfriends tell her…</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Now I’m here to tell you –<br>There’s a cure. Several cures in fact.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">There's using weights for it.. that’s<br>sometimes called hatha-yoga in Indian circles.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">There’s the vacuum system – empty<br>your mind; that’s called jnana-yoga.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">There’s the traditional method –<br>play with it a lot, get the bloodstream on your side…</div><div style="margin:10px 0">love it and all it stands for, that's<br>called bhakti-yoga.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Or there’s patches – like, say, <br>Church once a week…</div><div style="margin:10px 0">A personal soul-massager can be expensive; <br>depends if you can keep up the urge to work; </div><div style="margin:10px 0">But now, there’s tablets – easy, discreet, <br>available at any bookstore, or by post. </div><div style="margin:10px 0">So which method would you prefer? <br>You surely can’t doubt your need by now – for</div><div style="margin:10px 0">every boot-up brings reminders on the net<br>of just how tiny is your wee pink soul (how do they know...?) </div><div style="margin:10px 0">Let’s give your soul a friendly name – say, Richard –<br>Ricky, Dicky, Rick, or Dick…</div><div style="margin:10px 0">If you don’t believe this e-mail from a stranger, <br>ask your partner if she wouldn’t prefer</div><div style="margin:10px 0">the deep and stirring, long and oh so frequent, <br>confident strutting you with your huge swinging soul..</div><div style="margin:10px 0">or ask your soulmate: we’ve called him Dick: <br>wouldn’t he like to be a monster size? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">be the talk of the neighbourhood, <br>get that special glance from all the hottest chicks? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">And remember – in a few more years of this spamming, <br>and what is monster size now, will be standard issue then…</div><div style="margin:10px 0">And by the way, we do a special junior version for your kids<br>but present law doesn’t allow us to advertise this…</div><div style="margin:10px 0">(The Junior Patch comes in three styles: skin-colour; disguised<br>as Band-Aid; or with our bold and trendy logo - best ask Junior first...) </div><div style="margin:10px 0">give your kids a bigger start in life…<br>it’s what all parents want…</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Try our seven-day introductory course today –<br>you’ll be amazed, insatiable…and so will she…</div><div style="margin:10px 0">We’d quote you at this point, the glowing testimonies<br>from satisfied and greater souls, hymning loud Our praise…</div><div style="margin:10px 0">but I guess you know just how they’d read..</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Michael+Shepherd">Michael Shepherd</a><div class=q>
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That didn’t seem to matter for your first ten years or so.

Then you started to compare it with what
other boys had swinging for them…

and of course, how girls were different, 
but managed in their own p..."></div>
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