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<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=455456" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>The Return of Albert</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">You've 'eard 'ow young Albert Ramsbottom,<br>In the Zoo up at Blackpool one year,<br>With a stick and 'orse's 'ead 'andle,<br>Gave a lion a poke in the ear.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">The name of the lion was Wallace,<br>The poke in the ear made 'im wild;<br>And before you could say 'Bob's your Uncle,'<br>'E'd up and 'e'd swallered the child.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">'E were sorry the moment 'e'd done it,<br>With children 'e'd always been chums,<br>And besides, 'e'd no teeth in 'is noodle,<br>And 'e couldn't chew Albert on t'gums.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">'E could feel the lad moving inside 'im,<br>As 'e lay on 'is bed of dried ferns,<br>And it might 'ave been little lad's birthday,<br>'E wished 'im such 'appy returns.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">But Albert kept kicking and fighting, <br>Till Wallace arose feeling bad,<br>And felt it were time that 'e started to stage<br>A come-back for the lad.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">So with 'is 'ead down in a corner,<br>On 'is front paws 'e started to walk,<br>And 'e coughed and 'e sneezed and 'e gargled,<br>Till Albert shot out like a cork.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Old Wallace felt better direc'ly,<br>And 'is figure once more became lean,<br>But the only difference with Albert<br>Was 'is face and 'is 'ands were quite clean.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Meanwhile Mister and Missus Ramsbottom<br>'Ad gone 'ome to tea feeling blue;<br>Ma says 'I feel down in the mouth like,'<br>Pa says &quot;Aye! I bet Albert does too.'</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Said Ma 'It just goes for to show yer<br>That the future is never revealed,<br>If I thought we was going to lose 'im<br>I'd 'ave not 'ad 'is boots soled and 'eeled.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">'Let's look on the bright side,' said Father<br>'What can't be 'elped must be endured,<br>Every cloud 'as a silvery lining,<br>And we did 'ave young Albert insured.'</div><div style="margin:10px 0">A knock at the door came that moment,<br>As Father these kind words did speak,<br>'Twas the man from t'Prudential,<br>E'd called for their 'tuppence per person per week.'</div><div style="margin:10px 0">When Father saw who 'ad been knocking,<br>'E laughed and 'e kept laughing so,<br>That the young man said 'What's there to laugh at?'<br>Pa said 'You'll laugh an' all when you know.'</div><div style="margin:10px 0">'Excuse 'im for laughing,' said Mother,<br>'But really things 'appen so strange,<br>Our Albert's been ate by a lion,<br>You've got to pay us for a change.'</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Said the young feller from the Prudential,<br>'Now, come come, let's understand this,<br>You don't mean to say that you've lost 'im?'<br>Ma says 'Oh, no! we know where 'e is.'</div><div style="margin:10px 0">When the young man 'ad 'eard all the details,<br>A bag from 'is pocket he drew,<br>And he paid them with interest and bonus,<br>The sum of nine pounds four and two.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Pa 'ad scarce got 'is 'and on the money,<br>When a face at the window they see,<br>And Mother says 'Eeh! look, it's Albert,'<br>And Father says 'Aye, it would be.'</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Young Albert came in all excited,<br>and started 'is story to give,<br>And Pa says 'I'll never trust lions again,<br>Not as long as I live.'</div><div style="margin:10px 0">The young feller from the Prudential<br>To pick up his money began,<br>And Father says 'Eeh! just a moment,<br>Don't be in a hurry, young man.'</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Then giving young Albert a shilling,<br>He said 'Pop off back to the Zoo.<br>'Ere's your stick with the 'orse's 'ead 'andle,<br>Go and see what the Tigers can do!'</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Marriott+Edgar">Marriott Edgar</a><div class=q>
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In the Zoo up at Blackpool one year,
With a stick and 'orse's 'ead 'andle,
Gave a lion a poke in the ear.

The name of the lion was Wallace,
The poke in the ear made 'im wild;
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