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<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=455430" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Albert's Return</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">You've `eard `ow young Albert Ramsbottom <br>At the zoo up at Blackpool one year <br>With a stick with an `orse's `ead `andle<br>Gave a lion a poke in the ear? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">The name of the lion was Wallace, <br>The poke in the ear made `im wild <br>And before you could say "Bob's yer uncle" <br>E'd upped and `e'd swallowed the child. </div><div style="margin:10px 0">`E were sorry the moment `e done it; <br>With children `e'd always been chums, <br>And besides, `e'd no teeth in his muzzle, <br>And `e couldn't chew Albert on't gums. </div><div style="margin:10px 0">`E could feel the lad movin' inside `im <br>As `e lay on `is bed of dried ferns; <br>And it might `ave been little lad's birthday-<br>E wished `im such `appy returns. </div><div style="margin:10px 0">But Albert kept kickin' and fightin'- <br>And Wallace got up, feelin' bad.<br>Decided 'twere time that `e started <br>To stage a comeback for the lad. </div><div style="margin:10px 0">Then puttin' `ead down in one corner, <br>On `is front paws `e started to walk; <br>And `e coughed, and `e sneezed, and `e gargled <br>`Till Albert shot out - like a cork! </div><div style="margin:10px 0">Now Wallace felt better directly <br>And `is figure once more became lean.<br>But the only difference with Albert Was,<br>`is face and `is `ands were quite clean. </div><div style="margin:10px 0">Meanwhile Mr. and Mrs. Ramsbottom <br>`Ad gone back to their tea, feelin' blue.<br>Ma said, "I feel down in the mouth, like.<br>" Pa said, "Aye, I bet Albert does, too." </div><div style="margin:10px 0">Said Mother, "It just goes to show yer <br>That the future is never revealed;<br>If I'd thowt we was goin' to lose `im,<br>I'd `ave not `ad `is boots soled and `eeled." </div><div style="margin:10px 0">"Let's look on the bright side," said Father,<br>"Wot can't be `elped must be endured; <br>Each cloud `as a silvery lining, <br>And we did `ave young Albert insured." </div><div style="margin:10px 0">A knock on the door came that moment <br>As Father these kind words did speak. <br>`Twas the man from Prudential - `e'd come for <br>Their tuppence per person per week. </div><div style="margin:10px 0">When Father saw `oo `ad been knockin', <br>`E laughed, and `e kept laughin` so -<br>The man said "`Ere, wot's there to laugh at?" <br>Pa said "You'll laugh and all when you know!" </div><div style="margin:10px 0">"Excuse `im for laughing," said Mother, <br>"But really, things `appen so strange - <br>Our Albert's been et by a lion; <br>You've got to pay us for a change!"</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Said the young man from the Prudential:<br>"Now, come, come, let's understand this- <br>You don't mean to say that you've lost `im?" <br>Pa said "Oh, no, we know where `e is!" </div><div style="margin:10px 0">When the young man `ad `eard all the details, <br>A purse from `is pocket he drew <br>And `e paid them with interest and bonus <br>The sum of nine pounds, four and two. </div><div style="margin:10px 0">Pa `ad scarce got `is `and on the money <br>When a face at the window they see-<br>And Mother cried "Eee, look, it's Albert!"<br>And Father said "Aye, it would be."</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Albert came in all excited, <br>And started `is story to give; <br>And Pa said "I'll never trust lions<br>Again, not as long as I live." </div><div style="margin:10px 0">The young man from the Prudential <br>To pick up the money began <br>But Father said "`ere, wait a moment, <br>Don't be in a `urry, young man." </div><div style="margin:10px 0">Then giving young Albert a shilling, <br>`E said "`Ere, pop off back to the zoo; <br>Get your stick with the `orse's `ead `andle-<br>Go and see wot the tigers can do!"</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Marriott+Edgar">Marriott Edgar</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=455430" data-title="Albert's Return de Marriott Edgar" data-description="You've `eard `ow young Albert Ramsbottom At the zoo up at Blackpool one year With a stick with an `orse's `ead `andle Gave a lion a poke in the ear? The name of the lion was Wallace, The poke in the ear made `im wild And before you could say..."></div> </div> </div>
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