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<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=455427" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Albert and the 'Eadsman</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">On young Albert Ramsbottom's birthday<br>His parents asked what he'd like most;<br>He said to see t' Tower of London<br>And gaze upon Anne Boleyn's ghost.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">They thowt this request were unusual<br>And at first to refuse were inclined,<br>'Til Pa said a trip t' metrollopse<br>Might broaden the little lad's mind.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">They took charrybank up to London<br>And got there at quarter to fower,<br>Then seeing as pubs wasn't open<br>They went straight away to the tower.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">They didn't think much to the buildin'<br>'T weren't what they'd been led to suppose,<br>And the 'Bad Word' Tower didn't impress them,<br>They said Blackpool had got one of those.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">At last Albert found a Beefeater<br>And filled the old chap with alarm.<br>By asking for Ghost of Anne Boleyn<br>As carried her 'ead 'neath her arm.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Said Beefeater 'You ought to come Fridays<br>If it's ghost of Anne Boleyn you seek,<br>Her union now limits her output<br>And she only gets one walk a week.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">'But,' he said, 'if it's ghosts that you're after,<br>There's Lady Jane Grey's to be seen,<br>She runs around chased by the 'Eadsman<br>At midnight on th' old Tower Green.'</div><div style="margin:10px 0">They waited on t' green till near midnight,<br>Then thinking they'd time for a sup,<br>They took out what food they'd brought with them<br>And waited for t' ghost to turn up.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">On the first stroke of twelve, up jumped Albert,<br>His mouth full of cold, dripping toast,<br>With his stick with the 'orses 'ead 'andle<br>He pointed, and said 'Here's the ghost!'</div><div style="margin:10px 0">They felt their skins going all goosey<br>As Lady Jane's Spectre drew near<br>And Albert fair swallered his tonsils<br>When the 'Eadsman an' all did appear.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">The 'Eadsman chased Jane round the grass patch<br>They saw his axe flash in the moon<br>And seeing as poor lass were 'eadless<br>They wondered what what next he would prune.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">He suddenly caught sight of Albert<br>As midnight was on its last chime<br>As he lifted his axe, father murmered<br>'We'll get the insurance this time.'</div><div style="margin:10px 0">At that, Mother rose, taking umbridge;<br>She said, 'Put that cleaver away.<br>You're not cutting our Albert's 'ead off,<br>Yon collar were clean on today.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">The brave little lad stood undaunted<br>'Til the ghost were within half a pace.<br>Then taking the toast he were eating,<br>Slapped it, dripping side down, in his face.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">'T were a proper set-back for the 'Eadsman<br>He let out one 'owl of despair,<br>Then taking his ladyfriend with him<br>He disappeared - just like that, there.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">When Pa saw the way as they vanished<br>He trembled with fear and looked blue,<br>'Til Ma went and patted his shoulder<br>An' said, 'Sallright lad, we saw it too.'</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Some say 'twere the drippin' as done it,<br>From a roast leg of mutton it came,<br>And as th' 'Eadsman had been a Beefeater<br>They reckon he vanished from shame.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">And around Tower Green, from that moment,<br>They've ne're seen a sign of the ghost,<br>But when t' Beefeaters go on night duty,<br>They take slices of cold drippin' toast.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Marriott+Edgar">Marriott Edgar</a><div class=q>
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His parents asked what he'd like most;
He said to see t' Tower of London
And gaze upon Anne Boleyn's ghost.

They thowt this request were unusual
And at first to refuse were inclined,
'Til Pa said a trip t' me..."></div>
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