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<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=448960" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Signior Dildo</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">You ladies of merry England<br>Who have been to kiss the Duchess's hand,<br>Pray, did you not lately observe in the show<br>A noble Italian called Signior Dildo?</div><div style="margin:10px 0">This signior was one of the Duchess's train<br>And helped to conduct her over the main;<br>But now she cries out, 'To the Duke I will go,<br>I have no more need for Signior Dildo.'</div><div style="margin:10px 0">At the Sign of the Cross in St James's Street,<br>When next you go thither to make yourselves sweet<br>By buying of powder, gloves, essence, or so,<br>You may chance to get a sight of Signior Dildo.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">You would take him at first for no person of note,<br>Because he appears in a plain leather coat,<br>But when you his virtuous abilities know,<br>You'll fall down and worship Signior Dildo.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">My Lady Southesk, heaven prosper her for't,<br>First clothed him in satin, then brought him to court;<br>But his head in the circle he scarcely durst show,<br>So modest a youth was Signior Dildo.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">The good Lady Suffolk, thinking no harm,<br>Had got this poor stranger hid under her arm.<br>Lady Betty by chance came the secret to know<br>And from her own mother stole Signior Dildo.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">The Countess of Falmouth, of whom people tell<br>Her footmen wear shirts of a guinea an ell,<br>Might save that expense, if she did but know<br>How lusty a swinger is Signior Dildo.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">By the help of this gallant the Countess of Rafe<br>Against the fierce Harris preserved herself safe;<br>She stifled him almost beneath her pillow,<br>So closely she embraced Signior Dildo.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">The pattern of virtue, Her Grace of Cleveland,<br>Has swallowed more pricks than the ocean has sand;<br>But by rubbing and scrubbing so wide does it grow,<br>It is fit for just nothing but Signior Dildo.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Our dainty fine duchesses have got a trick<br>To dote on a fool for the sake of his prick,<br>The fops were undone did their graces but know<br>The discretion and vigour of Signior Dildo.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">The Duchess of Modena, though she looks so high,<br>With such a gallant is content to lie,<br>And for fear that the English her secrets should know,<br>For her gentleman usher took Signior Dildo.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">The Countess o'th'Cockpit (who knows not her name?<br>She's famous in story for a killing dame),<br>When all her old lovers forsake her, I trow,<br>She'll then be contented with Signior Dildo.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Red Howard, red Sheldon, and Temple so tall<br>Complain of his absence so long from Whitehall.<br>Signior Barnard has promised a journey to go<br>And bring back his countryman, Signior Dildo.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Doll Howard no longer with His Highness must range,<br>And therefore is proferred this civil exchange:<br>Her teeth being rotten, she smells best below,<br>And needs must be fitted for Signior Dildo.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">St Albans with wrinkles and smiles in his face,<br>Whose kindness to strangers becomes his high place,<br>In his coach and six horses is gone to Bergo<br>To take the fresh air with Signior Dildo.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Were this signior but known to the citizen fops,<br>He'd keep their fine wives from the foremen o'their shops;<br>But the rascals deserve their horns should still grow<br>For burning the Pope and his nephew, Dildo.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Tom Killigrew's wife, that Holland fine flower,<br>At the sight of this signior did fart and belch sour,<br>And her Dutch breeding the further to show,<br>Says, 'Welcome to England, Mynheer Van Dildo.'</div><div style="margin:10px 0">He civilly came to the Cockpit one night,<br>And proferred his service to fair Madam Knight.<br>Quoth she, 'I intrigue with Captain Cazzo;<br>Your nose in mine arse, good Signior Dildo.'</div><div style="margin:10px 0">This signior is sound, safe, ready, and dumb<br>As ever was candle, carrot, or thumb;<br>Then away with these nasty devices, and show<br>How you rate the just merit of Signior Dildo.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Count Cazzo, who carries his nose very high,<br>In passion he swore his rival should die;<br>Then shut himself up to let the world know<br>Flesh and blood could not bear it from Signior Dildo.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">A rabble of pricks who were welcome before,<br>Now finding the porter denied them the door,<br>Maliciously waited his coming below<br>And inhumanly fell on Signior Dildo.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Nigh wearied out, the poor stranger did fly,<br>And along the Pall Mall they followed full cry;<br>The women concerned from every window<br>Cried, 'For heaven's sake, save Signior Dildo.'</div><div style="margin:10px 0">The good Lady Sandys burst into a laughter<br>To see how the ballocks came wobbling after,<br>And had not their weight retarded the foe,<br>Indeed't had gone hard with Signior Dildo.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Lord+John+Wilmot">Lord John Wilmot</a><div class=q>
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Pray, did you not lately observe in the show
A noble Italian called Signior Dildo?

This signior was one of the Duchess's train
And helped to conduct her over the main;
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