<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=441123" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Preacher Needs More Ram</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">I took the modem off the podium...<br>Just before the preacher sneezed! <br>I asked a doctor in a pew...<br>If the sneeze would spread disease? <br>And Doctor Blye looked in my eyes, <br>As if I was there for church.<br>I looked him up and down and said, <br>'I am here doing research! '</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I came to hook the preacher up, <br>To a new connection! <br>He wanted all his emails sent...<br>And downloaded to the chatrooms.<br>I came to hook the PC up for online sessions! <br>But the preacher is displeased...<br>'Cause the modem seems to need, <br>More ram! </div><div style="margin:10px 0">I'm in the house of the Lord, <br>And the preacher needs more ram! <br>I hear the people pat their feet, <br>When the preacher's sermon's heated! </div><div style="margin:10px 0">I'm in the house of the Lord, <br>And the preacher needs more ram! <br>Oh Lord...<br>What do I do with the modem? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">I'm in the house of the Lord, <br>And the preacher needs more ram! <br>I hear the people pat their feet, <br>When the preacher's sermon's heated! </div><div style="margin:10px 0">I'm in the house of the Lord, <br>And the preacher needs more ram! <br>Oh Lord...<br>What do I do with the modem? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">I came to hook the preacher up, <br>To a new connection! <br>He wanted all his emails sent...<br>And downloaded to the chatrooms.<br>I came to hook the PC up for online sessions! <br>But the preacher is displeased...<br>'Cause the modem seems to need, <br>More ram! </div><div style="margin:10px 0">oh Oh OHHH....</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I'm in the house of the Lord, <br>And the preacher needs more ram! <br>I hear the people pat their feet...<br>When the preacher's sermon's heated! <br>I'm in the house of the Lord, <br>And the preacher needs more ram! <br>Oh Lord...<br>What do I do with the modem? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">Ahhhhaaaayyy</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I'm in the house of the Lord, <br>And the preacher needs more ram! <br>I hear the people pat their feet, <br>When the preacher's sermon's heated! <br>I'm in the house of the Lord, <br>And the preacher needs more ram! <br>Oh Lord...<br>What do I do with the modem? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">Oh Lord...<br>What do I do with the modem? <br>Oh Lord...<br>What do I do with the modem? <br>Oh Lord...<br>What do I do with the modem? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">What do I do with the modem? <br>What do I do with the modem? <br>What do I do with the modem? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">'Reverand Heath? <br>I recommend a live video hookup as well! <br>I think you will touch a lot of people.<br>I found myself 'slightly' involved.'</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Lawrence+S.+Pertillar">Lawrence S. Pertillar</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=441123" data-title="Preacher Needs More Ram de Lawrence S. Pertillar" data-description="I took the modem off the podium... Just before the preacher sneezed! I asked a doctor in a pew... If the sneeze would spread disease? And Doctor Blye looked in my eyes, As if I was there for church. I looked him up and down and said, 'I am her..."></div> </div> </div>

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