<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=439497" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>My Grandmother Would Drive</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">My grandmother could make a biscuit taste like steak.<br>And she did everything from 'scratch'.<br>Including making her own soap too.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">The only thing I disliked, <br>That my Grandmother Clara ever did...<br>Was to get her driver's license.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">My grandmother would drive, <br>And have an entire conversation...<br>Without looking at the road! <br>I had heard rumors of this...<br>But to witness it, <br>Was right out of Six Flags.<br>Or Disney World.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Don't ask me how she did this.<br>I was too busy trying to keep myself alive.<br>That 'imaginary' brake on the passenger side, <br>Of my grandmother's car...<br>Had worn a hole through the carpeted car floor.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">And my grandmother never got a speeding ticket either.<br>She turned to me and asked why I had the door handle, <br>In my hand when speeding along the highway.<br>I did not realize I had pulled the handle from the door.<br>She frightened the 'hell' out of me.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">'Grandma, I gotta use the bathroom.'</div><div style="margin:10px 0">~And...? ~</div><div style="margin:10px 0">'Pee.'</div><div style="margin:10px 0">~You bet not be doin' that in my car, boy! <br>Why didn't you say somethin' when we were at the carwash? ~</div><div style="margin:10px 0">'I didn't think I had to THEN, grandma.<br>But driving with you has proved me wrong.<br>I think I've got to throw up too! '</div><div style="margin:10px 0">The only thing I disliked, <br>That my Grandmother Clara ever did...<br>Was to get her driver's license.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">She said she didn't need to wait, <br>For my grandfather to take her anywhere...<br>She wanted to go.<br>And rarely did I see my grandmother, <br>Using the rearview mirror.<br>Or...<br>Keep her eyes on the road.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">'Grandma, I gotta use the bathroom.<br>I'm serious.'</div><div style="margin:10px 0">~And...? ~</div><div style="margin:10px 0">'Pee.'</div><div style="margin:10px 0">~You bet not be doin' that in my car, boy! <br>Why didn't you say somethin' when we were at the carwash? <br>You slowing me. You slowing me down. Geeesssshhh.<br>Precious Lord...hmmm hmmm...Lead me...hmmm.~</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Lawrence+S.+Pertillar">Lawrence S. Pertillar</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=439497" data-title="My Grandmother Would Drive de Lawrence S. Pertillar" data-description="My grandmother could make a biscuit taste like steak. And she did everything from 'scratch'. Including making her own soap too. The only thing I disliked, That my Grandmother Clara ever did... Was to get her driver's license. My grandmother wou..."></div> </div> </div>

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