<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=439043" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Maître d</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">'...well, I beg to differ.<br>I think it is imperative<br>That everyone familiarize themselves<br>With proper dining technique.<br>No one is going to be served baked apples<br>Until after the main course and the soup.<br>Be sure everyone is aware the water glasses<br>Are placed on the right.<br>Anyone having wine must insure the waiter<br>Is the first to be informed.<br>Have the linens been properly concealed? '</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Sir...<br>I doubt if this is that kind of assignment! <br>Your experience as Maître d' at the Four Seasons...<br>Helped you to get this position.<br>But your qualifications may be a little 'extended' here! <br>According to our records...<br>You are to direct us where to unload the cargo.<br>Any of those starving awaiting the food deliveries...<br>Have been malnutritioned for months.<br>We understand you have been appointed director<br>Of food dispersements to the villagers, <br>However...<br>Our concern is to how to best stockpile this shipment? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">'OH...<br>How am I suppose to know? <br>Who has my job description? <br>These last minute details do not sit well with me! '</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Lawrence+S.+Pertillar">Lawrence S. Pertillar</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=439043" data-title="Maître d de Lawrence S. Pertillar" data-description="'...well, I beg to differ. I think it is imperative That everyone familiarize themselves With proper dining technique. No one is going to be served baked apples Until after the main course and the soup. Be sure everyone is aware the water glasses ..."></div> </div> </div>

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