<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=437211" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>If I Did It</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">If I did it.<br>I would place obscene calls, <br>To you between seven and nine pm.<br>I would then stalk you, <br>After you got off from work.<br>Climb the Oak tree <br>Outside of your bedroom window.<br>The one facing the backyard.<br>I would throw pebbles<br>To get your attention.<br>And you would be totally naked.<br>You would then put on your orange bathrobe, <br>To open the window and see if anyone was outside.<br>If I did it! </div><div style="margin:10px 0">If I did it...<br>I would sit behind you in church, <br>And cough every time you opened your mouth to sing! <br>You can not hold a note.<br>Plus every first Sunday you arrive late! </div><div style="margin:10px 0">If I did it...<br>I would send you anonymous notes, <br>You find on your desk on Tuesdays! </div><div style="margin:10px 0">AND 'if' I did remove your husband's picture, <br>And replaced it with mine...<br>Signed, 'I Love You More'<br>I certainly would be the first to admit it! <br>IF I did it! <br>However...<br>I have no idea what you are talking about. <br>And I am tired of being accused!</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Lawrence+S.+Pertillar">Lawrence S. Pertillar</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=437211" data-title="If I Did It de Lawrence S. Pertillar" data-description="If I did it. I would place obscene calls, To you between seven and nine pm. I would then stalk you, After you got off from work. Climb the Oak tree Outside of your bedroom window. The one facing the backyard. I would throw pebbles To get your a..."></div> </div> </div>

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