<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=436843" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>I Could Arrest You For Disturbing The Peace</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">What's going on? <br>What is this all about? <br>And why is that guy standing, <br>With his hands above his head<br>Butt naked? <br>And why are there two groups of people, <br>Arguing with one another? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">'Officer.<br>I want these people out of my store.<br>They are ruining my business.'</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Has anyone stolen anything? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">'No.<br>That guy naked, <br>Came into my store.<br>And said he had 'had' it.<br>He wanted me to call the police.<br>I told him he committed no crime.<br>Then I said<br>Sir, <br>Even if you stripped butt naked<br>With your hands above your head, <br>That would be indecent exposure.<br>I could have you arrested for that! </div><div style="margin:10px 0">Well.<br>I called 911.<br>While I was explaining what was going on.<br>Those people standing over there, <br>Thought he was not indecent.<br>That other group over there behind you.<br>Decided that he was</div><div style="margin:10px 0">And then he started screaming, <br>~What difference does it make if I am circumcized or not? <br>I am the one requesting to be arrested.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">So.<br>What is it you want me to do? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">'GET THESE PEOPLE OUT OF MY STORE! '</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I can't.<br>Aren't those people still in the middle of their debate? <br>When did debating become a crime? <br>Now I do admit, <br>This situation is most unusual.<br>But calm down.<br>And I 'hope' you have a permit for that gun.<br>I could arrest you for disturbing the peace, <br>And threatening your customers.<br>I'll have to call for backup.<br>Are you the owner?</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Lawrence+S.+Pertillar">Lawrence S. Pertillar</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=436843" data-title="I Could Arrest You For Disturbing The Peace de Lawrence S. Pertillar" data-description="What's going on? What is this all about? And why is that guy standing, With his hands above his head Butt naked? And why are there two groups of people, Arguing with one another? 'Officer. I want these people out of my store. They are ruini..."></div> </div> </div>

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