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<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=43650" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter <br>My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class <br>Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass <br>I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too <br>Wanna see how many push-ups I can do? <br>I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks <br>Chicks dig guys that are <br>Queer guys that don't dig <br>Chicks that don't dig guys like me <br>See I'm not queer I'm too ugly <br>But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be <br>Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony <br>Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity <br>But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry <br>Scoring with a super model would be easy <br>Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonomous with 'super dumb' <br>Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become <br>That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair <br>No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear <br>I wish I was queer so I could get chicks <br>Chicks dig guys that are <br>Queer guys that don't dig <br>Chicks that don't dig guys like me <br>See I'm not queer I'm too ugly <br>Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes <br>The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean <br>See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline <br>No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen <br>I wish I was queer so I could get chicks </div><div style="margin:10px 0">Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis <br>Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this <br>And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway <br>And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet <br>I wish I was queer so I could get chicks <br>Chicks dig guys that are <br>Queer guys that don't dig <br>Chicks dig guys that are <br>Queer guys that don't dig <br>Chicks dig guys that are <br>Queer guys that don't dig <br>Chicks that don't dig guys like me <br>See I'm not queer I'm too ugly <br>And I don't shave my heiny <br>Don't shave my heiny <br>See I'm not queer I'm too ugly <br></div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />song performed by by Bloodhound Gang from <i>One Fierce Beer Coaster</i> - <i><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/" target=_blank></a></i><div class=q>
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