<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=435563" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>First Of All, Santa...The Roof Is Pitched</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Dear Santa...<br>It is easier for me to accept I have been scammed, <br>Most of my life.<br>Than to continue playing the same mental games, <br>That you ride in a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer.<br>And that you land on my roof...<br>To then fit your enormous girth through a chimney.<br>First of all, Santa...<br>The roof is pitched.<br>And I doubt if you and your flying reindeer, <br>Could balance on it.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">And the closest thing we have to a chimney, <br>Is a hole in the roof...<br>The landlord has been promising to fix, <br>Since my folks tried to pass off a stuffed chicken...<br>As a turkey for Thanksgiving a month ago.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">However...<br>IF you are real and you find this note, <br>I am taping outside my window...<br>Leave me everything you think I deserve.<br>AND 'if' you do get this note without me hearing you, <br>I will believe everything about you I have ever heard.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">You see, <br>My bedroom window is on the third floor.<br>And every night before I go to bed, <br>I would have a long talk with the angels there.<br>And I've been waiting to hear something from them, <br>To say negative about you.<br>But all they do is smile and walk through my walls at night.<br>And...<br>I bet you do the same thing!</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Lawrence+S.+Pertillar">Lawrence S. Pertillar</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=435563" data-title="First Of All, Santa...The Roof Is Pitched de Lawrence S. Pertillar" data-description="Dear Santa... It is easier for me to accept I have been scammed, Most of my life. Than to continue playing the same mental games, That you ride in a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer. And that you land on my roof... To then fit your enormous girt..."></div> </div> </div>

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