<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=433417" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Bona Fide Begging</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Life, liberty and...<br>And? <br>No-no-no.<br>Let there be liberty...<br>Or, <br>No-no-no-no! <br>If I have only one life...<br>To live.<br>That doesn't sound right either.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">'What is it that you are trying to say? '</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I have an interview for a job tomorrow.<br>And I want to appear as patriotic as possible.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">'That's easy.<br>Do what I did.<br>And it was only for a part time job! '</div><div style="margin:10px 0">What did you do? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">'I handed the interviewer my resume.<br>And as she was going over it.<br>I pulled out a bottle of sleeping pills.<br>And threatened to take my life! '</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Noooo...? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">'Yes! <br>She wasn't convinced.<br>I'm glad of that.<br>Because the bottle was filled with TIC TACs.'</div><div style="margin:10px 0">So what happened next? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">'BEGGING.<br>It works! <br>Bona fide begging...<br>Works! '</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Lawrence+S.+Pertillar">Lawrence S. Pertillar</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=433417" data-title="Bona Fide Begging de Lawrence S. Pertillar" data-description="Life, liberty and... And? No-no-no. Let there be liberty... Or, No-no-no-no! If I have only one life... To live. That doesn't sound right either. 'What is it that you are trying to say? ' I have an interview for a job tomorrow. And I want to ..."></div> </div> </div>

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