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<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=432857" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>An Oral Examination</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">How on Earth was it feasibly possible, <br>That someone riding on a jetski...<br>Able to get off because of being standed, <br>AND walk across two runways...<br>At one of the busiest airports in the world.<br>And...<br>Keep this in mind, <br>Go undetected.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Remember...<br>This is an oral examination.<br>Your responses will determine, <br>Our decision as to who should be selected...<br>To become the next security advisor..</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Number one? <br>Your answer is...? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">'I did my understudy work at Harvard.<br>And I obtained my Master's Degree in Physics, <br>Recently at Yale.'</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Oookay! ? And...<br>Number two? <br>Can you be a bit 'more' specific? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">'I've never been on a jetski.<br>But I've heard they can go really, really fast.'</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Number three? <br>And please do not take this personally.<br>If you happen to feel offended...<br>Don't cuss us out and roll your eyes, <br>Okay? <br>We only want to hire the best one for the job.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">'I understand.'</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Good.<br>Number three...<br>It is an accepted myth you people can not swim.<br>With a preference to lay out on the beach, <br>To drink beer and eat fried chicken.<br>Now...<br>We have reviewed your excellent credentials, <br>So 'hopefully' you have a response that is more direct.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">'Well...<br>I am willing to bet, <br>IF the jetskier was stranded...<br>AND walked across two runways, <br>Wearing a bright yellow vest...<br>To expose both arms and chest, <br>This individual had to have been...<br>A goodlooking Black or Hispanic man, <br>Who attracted those viewing him...<br>Through binoculars.<br>AND...<br>Those manning the security system, <br>Were highly impressed! <br>Unless...<br>All were awaiting with expectations, <br>This was the start of a fashion show.'</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Geeessshh! <br>You ARE correct! <br>However...<br>We will have to disqualify you, <br>Based upon our security concerns.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">'Which are...<br>What? '</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Don't take this personally, <br>But I am sure you will understand.<br>Because of our immediated security concerns, <br>We preferand seek...<br>A caucasian.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">'You what? '</div><div style="margin:10px 0">To ensure 'our' interests stay prioritized and protected.<br>However...<br>If you'd like to apply for a manitenance position, <br>We can set you up for an interview.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Lawrence+S.+Pertillar">Lawrence S. Pertillar</a><div class=q>
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That someone riding on a jetski...
Able to get off because of being standed, 
AND walk across two runways...
At one of the busiest airports in the world.
And...
Keep this in mind, 
Go undetected.

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