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<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=431705" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>I Am Laura's Stomach</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">I Am Laura’s Stomach</div><div style="margin:10px 0">It’s Monday morning, she’s got up.<br>When I asked her for breakfast<br>she told me to shut up.<br>When I asked her for my porridge<br>or at least for an orange<br>she told me to keep quiet<br>as from today she was on diet.<br>She has noticed cellulite<br>and decided to get rid of it.<br>In the day time it was a real crime, <br>she didn’t put anything inside me, <br>so, I thought to remind her about me.<br>I switched on the gurgling of my gastric juice<br>(after all I had nothing to lose) <br>at an average speed, <br>hoping she would hear me and would feed.<br>But nooooo! My anger began to grow.<br>I decided to strengthen the gurgling, the rumbling, <br>and…added a little bit of sound.<br>At last she looked around<br>and found a cabbage leaf, <br>I quickly digested it and cried: <br>I want beef! <br>At night when she went to sleep<br>I had only one wish – to weep.<br>I saw sweet dreams when she lived with her parents, <br>I thought she had inherited their habits.<br>How happy I was! <br>We always had the 1st, the 2nd and the 3rd course.<br>But hell! It was not for her so well! <br>She told them she had already grown<br>that’s why she could live on her own.<br>What else could I say? <br>The same story happened the next day.<br>I was very, very angry<br>because I was very hungry.<br>I’ve been shouting during the whole day: <br>Where is my salad? <br>Where is my soup? <br>Soon you won’t see me even through a loupe.<br>On Thursday in the day time <br>she gave me some plums.<br>But what’s happened with me? Was I really a numb? <br>I was so week, I felt so sick.<br> Without any questions, without any digestions<br>I’ve passed all the plums to the bowels<br>for them to know the particulars.<br>Next morning in the bathroom<br>I said goodbye to all those horrible fruit.<br>Do you know what ‘s happened then? <br>She gave me some yogurt.<br>My God! – I thought, <br>now she becomes better and better.<br>May be I’ll be a little bit fatter? <br>But…anyway…it’s early to shout “hurray”.<br>On Saturday she went to the restaurant with her boyfriend.<br>I didn’t want to offend her, so I kept quiet, <br> I so much desired to eat<br>a good piece of meet, something sweet.<br>You know that I didn’t eat for the whole weak.<br>“You look good, but you are very thin, <br>you have to take some food and it’s not a sin”-<br>the guy said with a grin.<br>I thought he was the greatest lad<br>and my dearest Laura was just mad.<br>It was late at night when she felt bad.<br>I was also feeling sad.<br>Martini, mushrooms, potato, beef…<br>all that nice food decided to leave.<br>Shut up, lever! She is clever! <br>Everything is under control, <br>she knows that I hate alcohol.<br>At night, with a little bit of fight, <br>I said goodbye to all the food she ate <br>without any regret.<br>Now I know: she doesn’t like to be fat.<br>Next morning she drank only mineral water, <br>her boyfriend has brought for her.<br>And I certainly kept quiet.<br>What more can I say? <br>We are on diet.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Larisa R (Odessa, Ukraine)</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Larisa+Rzhepishevska">Larisa Rzhepishevska</a><div class=q>
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It’s Monday morning, she’s got up.
When I asked her for breakfast
she told me to shut up.
When I asked her for my porridge
or at least for an orange
she told me to keep quiet
as from today she was on diet.
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