<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=430736" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Retail Dogs - (Belittling Bosses who deserve to get their teeth knocked out)</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">My boss came down from Ottawa<br>And said to me in patent awe<br>Calculated by her reprove<br>Insuring my full approval </div><div style="margin:10px 0">That I am -</div><div style="margin:10px 0">'An amazing employee, you really, really are, <br>And because of your fine contribution, <br>As a tenant to our establishment <br>We've decided to reward you <br>By increasing your working hours <br>And as a special conciliation <br>(Much to our jubilation) <br>We're going to do this just for free<br>So you won't have to worry <br>About an increase in your wages<br>I hope this makes you happy<br>As it does for all of us<br>Because we've thought about this<br>(And unlike my husband) Long and really hard<br>Your part of our family - in other words a slave<br>So why would you struggle when we put you in a cage? </div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br>Now that Jeannette has a tumor <br>We won't even bother to recruit <br>I have confidence in your abilities <br>(Just as long as there's no liability) <br>That you can to the work of two men<br>With just the resources of one man <br>It will toughen you and make you strong<br>Multitasking for the long hauls <br>It will teach you to have patience <br>And practice good restraint <br>Just remember _ <br>The customer's right and you are wrong<br>The customer's right and you are wrong<br>But why did you give that person a discount? <br>Anyways I'm so glad you're going to stay<br>Just don't become sick and everything will be ok' </div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br>She smiles and goes on her merry way<br>Leaving me to resume my inevitable decay <br>Marking up and Marking down <br>A life time spent on making cheap discounts<br>Risking nothing but duty to a hated job <br>No action or passion just forever grinding on<br> </div><div style="margin:10px 0">But hey maybe I'll get this weekend off</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Kevin+Patrick">Kevin Patrick</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=430736" data-title="Retail Dogs - (Belittling Bosses who deserve to get their teeth knocked out) de Kevin Patrick" data-description="My boss came down from Ottawa And said to me in patent awe Calculated by her reprove Insuring my full approval That I am - 'An amazing employee, you really, really are, And because of your fine contribution, As a tenant to our establishment ..."></div> </div> </div>

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