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<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=425552" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Magnetic Mandy</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">I wish I were handy as Arthur or Andy.<br>I ache to be Jake, Jack or Jim, <br>then there I’d be ready whenever, unsteady<br>she’d fall for a tall, fat, short ‘him’<br>For calling her bluff’s tough and rough everyday -<br>there are so many ways for a buff interplay. <br>None blame her enflaming magnetic advances<br>for guys’ mettle is me[n]tal and each takes his chances! </div><div style="margin:10px 0">Oh Magnetic Mandy<br>though ever so handy<br>you’ll burn if you bandy<br>about with the boys! <br>Oh Magnetic Mandy<br>when will you, less randy, <br>grab well, fine and dandy, <br>resort more to candy -<br>all boys are not toys! </div><div style="margin:10px 0">Oh Magnetic Mandy.<br>from France to Iran de-.....<br>lightful excuses she often employs.<br>delectable ruses she shares and enjoys, <br>as men blow their fuses she chooses coy ploys! .</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Dear Mandy life’s facts<br>you need deeper explore? <br> Take your time and relax<br>or you’ll start feeling sore! </div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br>Relationships sickly you go through so quickly -<br>who’s choosing, who’s rusing? you skim, <br>skin deep, like a sweepstake, first laugh and then weep, make<br>mistakes, who wins, sins on a whim? <br>and though its exciting with hormones in play<br>must you rate all the ratings AND Captain today? <br>Now many fall, when black hole whole swallows? <br>How many recall then repeat to who follows.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">if plane, arched, erect, or horizontal dances, <br>Few refuse your con…fusion, cued magnetic glances.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Oh Magnetic Mandy<br>eyes blue and hair sandy, <br>oh wouldn’t it grand be<br>instead of the brandy<br>or gin on the rocks, <br>you, Magnetic Mandy, <br>chose lemonade shandy<br>sought wisdom with Gandhi -<br>Modus operandi<br>less like weather…cocks? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">We don’t want to stifle your urge for an eyeful<br>a stopper, - a whopper, - to dampen your fun<br>but if time you are spending on action unending<br>we are recommending you stick with just one<br>for a week – so to speak – till magnetic attraction<br>spins from pique to mystique and not mental abstraction.<br>Though waiting’s outrageous it can be courageous<br>and, too, advantageous, - contagIOUS.. I US! </div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br>*coda or decode her*</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br>Most magnets rest best on fridge doors, <br>while pants and vests pressed detest floors, <br>so do not be sore, <br>if you would score more, <br>game on court, in court caught law line draws! </div><div style="margin:10px 0"></div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br>© Jonathan Robin – Parody written 22 March 2005 Parody T.S. Eliot MacCavity and Groucho Marx- Lewdia et al.<br>revised 16 September 2008 verse from France to Iran added</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Jonathan+Robin">Jonathan Robin</a><div class=q>
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I ache to be Jake, Jack or Jim, 
then there I’d be ready whenever, unsteady
she’d fall for a tall, fat, short ‘him’
For calling her bluff’s tough and rough everyday -
there are so many ways for a bu..."></div>
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