<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=422296" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>The Boast of Sven Bloodaxe</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Have you ever made love to a paralized goat? <br>Have you ever had Jesus right by the throat? <br>Have you ever had sex with a crucified cat? <br>Whatever you've done, I've done more than that! ! </div><div style="margin:10px 0">I've lived in a sewer and eaten my fill<br>Of a whole lot of things that would make you feel ill, <br>I've gone for a walk and stepped in a turd<br>And swallowed it whole and even a third! </div><div style="margin:10px 0">You may think me foolish, you may think me proud, <br>But I'll answer your protests by farting out loud, <br>And though you deny I'm a likeable chap, <br>I couldn't care less 'cos I'm having a crap! !</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=John+Thorkild+Ellison">John Thorkild Ellison</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=422296" data-title="The Boast of Sven Bloodaxe de John Thorkild Ellison" data-description="Have you ever made love to a paralized goat? Have you ever had Jesus right by the throat? Have you ever had sex with a crucified cat? Whatever you've done, I've done more than that! ! I've lived in a sewer and eaten my fill Of a whole lot of ..."></div> </div> </div>

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