<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=421972" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>A Sad, Old Fart</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Somewhere, someplace, there must exist<br>Some sad, old fart who's never been kissed.<br>He dreams of all the chances he's missed<br>And those chances make a long, long list.<br>It's driving him right round the twist<br>So he wonders whether to slash his wrist.<br>They'd only fetch a psychiatrist<br>So he decides to go out and get pissed! <br>Down at the pub he meets a girl<br>And decides (at last!) to give it a whirl, <br>So he reaches down to pinch her bum<br>But she slaps his face for being so dumb! <br>In a fit of anger he starts a fight<br>Only to get thrown out in the night, <br>He wakes up sore and bruised in a ditch<br>And it's all because of that mean, young bitch! <br>'I've had enough! ' he says to himself, <br>'Forty odd years left on the shelf! <br>'It's enough to make a grown man weep<br>'So from this day I'm sticking to sheep! '<br>The moral is you must 'pluck the day'<br>Before all your luck has trickled away.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=John+Thorkild+Ellison">John Thorkild Ellison</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=421972" data-title="A Sad, Old Fart de John Thorkild Ellison" data-description="Somewhere, someplace, there must exist Some sad, old fart who's never been kissed. He dreams of all the chances he's missed And those chances make a long, long list. It's driving him right round the twist So he wonders whether to slash his wrist. ..."></div> </div> </div>

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