<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=421868" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>A Change of Fortune (from rags to riches)</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">A monster of depravity<br>Who never went to the lavatory<br>But got his trousers full of sh*t<br>And didn't care one little bit<br>Decided one day to come clean, <br>Admitting that it was obscene<br>To reek of excrement and p*ss.<br>He said, 'I can't go on like this, <br>It's driving folk right round the bend<br>And I haven't got a single friend! <br>I'm going to reform my life<br>And get a job and find a wife -<br>In a year or two you'll be surprised<br>I'm not the tramp whom you despised, <br>I'm sitting in my easy-chair<br>Well-dressed and very debonair, <br>The chap you thought was oh so smelly<br>Relaxing in front of his colour telly! <br>Surprising, isn't it? Most bizarre! <br>Here I sit smoking my cigar.<br>Oh, sorry! Meet my partner, she's<br>Scandinavian and designed to please.<br>I suppose you think you're out of luck? <br>I'm sorry, I don't give a f*ck! ! <br>I know you think it's most unfair<br>But I've become a millionaire! ! ! '</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=John+Thorkild+Ellison">John Thorkild Ellison</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=421868" data-title="A Change of Fortune (from rags to riches) de John Thorkild Ellison" data-description="A monster of depravity Who never went to the lavatory But got his trousers full of sh*t And didn't care one little bit Decided one day to come clean, Admitting that it was obscene To reek of excrement and p*ss. He said, 'I can't go on like this, ..."></div> </div> </div>

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