<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=420299" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Tiger's Apology</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Thank you, friends, for coming here, <br>and sitting quietly, <br>While I read the sixteenth draft<br>of my apology.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I’m sorry that I hurt my Mom, <br>my fellow pros on tour, <br>my charitable foundation too, <br>by thoughts and deeds impure.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I’m sorry that I let you down.<br>These last three months were tough<br>I’ve entered into therapy<br>to curb my taste for muff.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">It’s truly my entire fault.<br>There’s no one else to blame.<br> Not one of those platoon of Ho’s<br>Who’ve cashed in on my name</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I cannot blame my lovely wife-<br>Did you notice she’s not here.-<br>She had to get the kids at school<br>While dressed in Nike gear.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">There’s been no domestic violence.<br>Let me make that quite clear<br>There’s been no domestic anything<br>since Turkey day last year.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I’m sad my Caddy’s unemployed<br>And can’t help shoulder Blame.<br>I’m sorry for the sponsorships<br>I’ve watched go down the drain</div><div style="margin:10px 0">My therapist is curing me<br>of my mad lust for strange.<br>My favorite hole is on the course<br>My home is on the range</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I will return to golf one day<br>and play a round, I’m sure, <br>I’ll tee it up with Ernie Els<br>once I’m back on the tour.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=John+F.+McCullagh">John F. McCullagh</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=420299" data-title="Tiger's Apology de John F. McCullagh" data-description="Thank you, friends, for coming here, and sitting quietly, While I read the sixteenth draft of my apology. I’m sorry that I hurt my Mom, my fellow pros on tour, my charitable foundation too, by thoughts and deeds impure. I’m sorry that I..."></div> </div> </div>

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