<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=420279" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>The Tale Of The Two Tubby Tourists</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">The Pedicab drivers of Gotham all say<br>You should ignore a 'Whale Hail'<br>because it just doesn't pay.<br>The city is hilly and<br>to pedal gets tough<br>when your passengers are, <br>shall we say, overstuffed.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Two tubby tourists out on the town<br>between them they weighed about<br>Eight Hundred Pounds.<br>They had wiped out the Sushi<br>at an all you can eat.<br>Much too lazy to walk<br>on their overstressed feet.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">They hailed for a Pedicab<br>of which there's a multitude<br>Thats the sole explanation<br>for accepting their pulchritude.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Their ride started slowly, <br>but pleasant enough.<br>But then came a hill<br>and the going got rough.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">He groaned and he struggled<br>as he trucked up the road, <br>but not even juiced Armstrong<br>could handle this load.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">With two tubby tourists<br>ensconced in the back.<br>He slowed to a crawl<br>then stalled in his tracks.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Something had to give<br>with those two in the rear<br>The cab then turned turtle<br>chucking him in the air.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">The two tubby tourist<br>were down on their backs<br>Their driver unconscious<br>and two tires flat.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">An Ambulance came<br>and gave him first aide<br>The two tourists rolled off<br>and he never got paid.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">If we banned too large colas<br>and sixty ounce beers<br>could we hope that these<br>land whales<br>might, one day, disappear? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">Until then its risky<br>to pick such fares up<br>unless in a limo<br>or a truck thats Ram tough</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=John+F.+McCullagh">John F. McCullagh</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=420279" data-title="The Tale Of The Two Tubby Tourists de John F. McCullagh" data-description="The Pedicab drivers of Gotham all say You should ignore a 'Whale Hail' because it just doesn't pay. The city is hilly and to pedal gets tough when your passengers are, shall we say, overstuffed. Two tubby tourists out on the town between them th..."></div> </div> </div>

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