<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=420104" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Monkey Business</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">The markets up, the Markets down<br>For weeks it just meanders.<br>Alas, my stocks are always down<br>Each time I take a gander.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">GM, Lehman, Citicorp<br>My broker bought for me-<br>And you can guess the net result-<br>IHe bought a yacht, not me.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Those friends who don’t avoid me<br>Say I’ve reversed Midas’ touch.<br>I don’t turn things I touch to gold<br>I turn gold into rust.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I’d heard dart tossing Simians<br>Can best the S & P<br>So I went to the Zoo this March<br>to consult a Chimpanzee.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">He took the chartt, he threw the dart<br>And picked a stock for me-<br>And now I’m getting margin calls<br>because I bought BP.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">He seemed the sage of Omaha<br>before he ruined me.<br>I should have tried Orangutans<br>And paid their higher fee.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">They wanted five bananas<br>My monkey worked for three.<br>But now I’m bust because I used<br>the discount Chimpanzee.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I might have dodged a massive loss<br>And profited besides<br>Had I but heeded the baboons’<br>Sell signaling behinds</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=John+F.+McCullagh">John F. McCullagh</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=420104" data-title="Monkey Business de John F. McCullagh" data-description="The markets up, the Markets down For weeks it just meanders. Alas, my stocks are always down Each time I take a gander. GM, Lehman, Citicorp My broker bought for me- And you can guess the net result- IHe bought a yacht, not me. Those friends who..."></div> </div> </div>

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