<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=420069" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>It's Not Me, It's You</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Mary was on time, as usual.<br>As per usual, John was late.<br>“He’d be late for his own funeral! ”<br>Mary fumed and cursed her fate.<br>They’d first hooked up in freshman year<br>at a frat house mixer bar<br>John got sick from too much beer<br>and hurled in Mary’s car.<br>They were pursuing the same major<br>and they lived in the same dorm.<br>He was always in her classes, <br>and they both worked at the Mall.<br>It was natural that they bonded.<br>It‘s said opposites attract.<br>His folks were alcoholics <br>from the wrong side of the tracks.<br>Mary came from Celtic stock<br>Hence her saintly name<br>She always called upon the Lord<br>when, infrequently, she came.<br>They both loved the Smashing Pumpkins<br>and were devoted to the band.<br>But it’s not enough to make her want<br>to wear John’s wedding band.<br>When at last John made his appearance<br>her well rehearsed words went askew.<br>She said, when giving back his ring; <br>“It’s not me, it’s you.”</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=John+F.+McCullagh">John F. McCullagh</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=420069" data-title="It's Not Me, It's You de John F. McCullagh" data-description="Mary was on time, as usual. As per usual, John was late. “He’d be late for his own funeral! ” Mary fumed and cursed her fate. They’d first hooked up in freshman year at a frat house mixer bar John got sick from too much beer and hurled in ..."></div> </div> </div>

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