<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=419949" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Bad Santa</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Stuck in a chimney <br>high above ground<br>A burglar called out<br>He couldn't go up nor down.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">He'd stolen some money<br>and pilfered some clothes.<br>then, by way of egress, <br>up the chimney he rose.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">But that move only works<br>with a suit of red Clothes<br>on one night a year<br>if you finger your nose.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">He got stuck half way up<br>and he couldn't get down.<br>The fire Department<br>had to rescue this clown.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">He'd broken in through a window<br>and jumped down to the floor<br>If only he'd thought <br>to go out the side door.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">He was covered in soot<br>from his cap to his feet.<br>He's our Darwin Award<br>winner for this week! </div><div style="margin:10px 0">I heard him exclaim<br>as they booked him that night<br>I sure am a dumb-ass<br>(That at least he got right) </div><div style="margin:10px 0"></div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br>A burglar in Atlanta had to be rescued by the fire department after an ill fated attempt to mimic Santa Claus</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=John+F.+McCullagh">John F. McCullagh</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=419949" data-title="Bad Santa de John F. McCullagh" data-description="Stuck in a chimney high above ground A burglar called out He couldn't go up nor down. He'd stolen some money and pilfered some clothes. then, by way of egress, up the chimney he rose. But that move only works with a suit of red Clothes on one ..."></div> </div> </div>

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