<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=419931" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Alcoholics Unanimous</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">ALCOHOLICS UNANIMOUS<br> <br>The head of blended Spirits<br> saw his future looking bleak.<br>The case sales for Scotch Whiskey<br> trended downward week to week<br> <br>What was the cause of this decline? <br>Why were sales weak as water? <br>To find out he relied upon<br>his party loving daughters.<br> <br>When they reported back to him<br>He nearly died from shock: <br>Folks weren’t merely “buying down”<br>because they were in hock.<br> <br>Instead they met in basement clubs<br>And sat on folding chairs<br>Pouring out their troubles<br>To such strangers as were there.<br> <br>They told him of a program<br>That sounded like a cult: <br>Twelve steps to salvation-<br>Start with putting down the cup.<br> <br>They said the former customers<br>Had mentors they could call<br>To talk them out of drinking<br>if they longed for alcohol.<br> <br>The head of blended spirits<br>Hatched a bold and daring plan-<br>ALCOHOLICS UNANIMOUS<br> “The Friends of Old Grand Dad”<br> <br>They’d meet in clubs and taverns<br>As you might surmise<br>And sponsored “beer pong” tournaments<br>with Whiskey as the prize.<br> <br>The new club had its mentors too<br>Conveniently right in town<br>To talk folks into drinking<br>And to join them in a round.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=John+F.+McCullagh">John F. McCullagh</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=419931" data-title="Alcoholics Unanimous de John F. McCullagh" data-description="ALCOHOLICS UNANIMOUS The head of blended Spirits saw his future looking bleak. The case sales for Scotch Whiskey trended downward week to week What was the cause of this decline? Why were sales weak as water? To find out he relied upon his..."></div> </div> </div>

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