<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=419367" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>The Babysitter</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Is there anybody out there with a baby<br>That can cry as much as this one on my arm? <br>Seems there's nothing I can do to stop him screaming, <br>Seems there's nothing I can do to keep him calm.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I dosed him up with 'calpol ' like they told me, <br>The husband he was sure that it would work; <br>I put him on my shoulder and I patted him, <br>And patted it back up, I felt a berk.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I wondered if his nappy needed changing, <br>It did, I cleaned him up, and then felt sick; <br>Alas, it made no difference to his screaming, <br>The noise is really getting on my wick.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Is there anybody out there with the knowledge, <br>Is there anyone who knows what I can do? <br>Oh no! again, looks like it's baby versus 'calpol, '<br>A pint of it is pouring on my shoe.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">His mother said he is a little darling, <br>With golden hair and eyes of china-blue; <br>You wouldn't think that such a little darling<br>Could cry as much as him, what can I do? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">The time is really dragging, what a nightmare, <br>The kettle's boiling over on the hob; <br>I wish I'd never joined the bloomin' boy-scouts, <br>The next time they can shove their bob-a-job! </div><div style="margin:10px 0">Written Jan 1996</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=John+Carter+Brown">John Carter Brown</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=419367" data-title="The Babysitter de John Carter Brown" data-description="Is there anybody out there with a baby That can cry as much as this one on my arm? Seems there's nothing I can do to stop him screaming, Seems there's nothing I can do to keep him calm. I dosed him up with 'calpol ' like they told me, The husb..."></div> </div> </div>

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