<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=417419" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>The Jeffrey McDaniel Show</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">I walk into a candlelit room.<br>All the women I've ever dated</div><div style="margin:10px 0">are passing around the love poems<br>I gave them, and guess what? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">It's the same poem — My sweet<br>[Put Your Name Here] if I was God</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I'd make flowers smell like the back<br>of your neck, trees with trunks</div><div style="margin:10px 0">as soft as your thighs. When we kiss<br>I feel like a cheerleader being crushed</div><div style="margin:10px 0">to death by a giant pom-pom. Then Alex<br>Trebec appears. A game of Ex-</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Girlfriend Jeopardy ensues.<br>All the categories about me.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">'I'll take emotional baggage, Alex, <br>for twenty.' 'Jeffrey's mother</div><div style="margin:10px 0">spanked him with this blunt object<br>so hard, he couldn't look in a mirror</div><div style="margin:10px 0">for a week.' 'What's a wire hairbrush? '<br>'Correct, you control the board.'</div><div style="margin:10px 0">'Bedroom Arrogance, for thirty.'<br>'The most narcissistic thing Jeffrey</div><div style="margin:10px 0">has ever said while making love.'<br>'What is...? ' If you hold me real tight, </div><div style="margin:10px 0">you can feel the centrifugal force<br>of the world revolving around me.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Jeffrey+McDaniel">Jeffrey McDaniel</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=417419" data-title="The Jeffrey McDaniel Show de Jeffrey McDaniel" data-description="I walk into a candlelit room. All the women I've ever dated are passing around the love poems I gave them, and guess what? It's the same poem — My sweet [Put Your Name Here] if I was God I'd make flowers smell like the back of your neck, tre..."></div> </div> </div>

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