<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=417380" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>The Sock</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">It was early one morning <br>When I heard something horrible close by snoring<br>There, on the floor by my bed I could see<br>A long dark strange shape, mouth open staring at me<br>I had to hold my nose the smell was so foul<br>And as I wondered what it was, it gave a growl<br>So quickly I grabbed a pillow and threw it hard<br>Only to miss it by more than a yard<br>This thing was fast that's for sure<br>Like lightning it moved to hide behind the door<br>To my surprise I soon discovered<br>That this thing was an animal like no other<br>I was indeed put in a state of shock<br>When I identified this terrifying animal as my sock<br>A sock that I had worn for many weeks<br>And had lost but not washed and badly reeked<br>How I was going to catch this rodent sock I had no idea<br>So sat in bed thinking until it disappeared<br>When there was no sign of the sock to be seen<br>I decided quickly to prepare the washing machine<br>Set to ‘intensive' and with lots of soap<br>I waited patiently and in hope<br>For sooner or later the sock must appear<br>Drawn by curiosity and the smell of cheese and cheap beer<br>Sure enough I hadn't needed to wait long<br>For the trap was set using a cheese and beer smelling thong <br>It rushed around the corner and into the machine<br>And I quickly slammed the door and set it on clean<br>After two hours of being tumbled washed and dried<br>I took the poor fellow out who was more dead than alive<br>Now weeks later I'm pleased to show<br>Everything is back to normal as I wear my thong outside my pants wherever I go</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=JeanJacques+Evendon">JeanJacques Evendon</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=417380" data-title="The Sock de JeanJacques Evendon" data-description="It was early one morning When I heard something horrible close by snoring There, on the floor by my bed I could see A long dark strange shape, mouth open staring at me I had to hold my nose the smell was so foul And as I wondered what it was, it ..."></div> </div> </div>

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