<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=414376" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Paadise Regained story poem</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">My deafness is hysterical.<br>Psychosomatic so they say<br>They may well be right old pal.<br>I had to find some legal way. </div><div style="margin:10px 0">to escape her whining voice<br>She’s Catholic and won’t divorce<br>That leaves me very little choice <br>for I abhor the use of force.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">She nags and moans from morn till night<br>Her venom never satisfied.<br>No single thing I do is right.<br>I have considered suicide</div><div style="margin:10px 0">She thinks the doctor’s on her side <br>and he will find a cure for me.<br>That leaves me only homicide <br>but I must plan it carefully.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">It must look like an accident <br>when I am nowhere near the scene.<br> so that I seem quite innocent.<br>Some public place I can be seen.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Or better still my therapist.<br>His evidence impeccable, <br>he will adamantly insist.<br>That I could not be culpable.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">The deed is done the bitch is dead.<br> My method I will not reveal.<br>So I am free no longer wed<br>I can’t express the joy I feel.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">My therapist will clearly state<br> that I was with him when she died<br> and that he suspects suicide. <br>Because of her tense mental state.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">His word of course the court respects.<br>He is an expert after all.<br>I’m free and clear no one suspects<br> I engineered her fatal fall.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Her voice is stilled she can’t complain.<br>She died swiftly and painlessly.<br>The quack was right I did regain <br>my hearing rather suddenly.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">He claims all credit for success<br> ascribes it to his therapy <br>and as he was my star witness.<br> What can I do except agree? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">I have not changed my attitude<br> though I can hear as well as you<br>I still enjoy the quietude.<br>Which I quite often choose to do.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">9-Feb-08</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Ivor+Or+Ivor.e+Hogg">Ivor Or Ivor.e Hogg</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=414376" data-title="Paadise Regained story poem de Ivor Or Ivor.e Hogg" data-description="My deafness is hysterical. Psychosomatic so they say They may well be right old pal. I had to find some legal way. to escape her whining voice She’s Catholic and won’t divorce That leaves me very little choice for I abhor the use of force. ..."></div> </div> </div>

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