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<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=413783" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Either Or just for a laugh</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Either Or</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Though constipation is a curse, <br>Diarrhoea is much worse.<br>I alternate between the two.<br> There’s very little I can do</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Because I suffer I.B.S.<br> Which is a nuisance I confess.<br>Retention and distention bloats<br> a condition which denotes. </div><div style="margin:10px 0">The former is full control<br> though other people find it droll.<br>I cannot make a joke of it<br>Its not enjoyable one bit.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">It is the diarrhoea I fear.<br>Because it tends to interfere.<br> With anything I try to do<br>I have to swiftly find a loo.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Or otherwise disgrace myself.<br>I think that’s why I’m on the shelf.<br> I search in vain to find a cure<br>The only thing of which I’m sure.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Until I do I’ll be alone<br> and occupy my favourite throne.<br> Such is the curse of I.B.S.<br>I can’t afford to be careless.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">No decent girl would want to be<br>Placed second to the lavatory.<br>But I can’t help it I’m afraid<br> it seems to be the way I’m made.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I’m all bunged up or far too loose.<br>There is no way that I can choose.<br>Constipation, diarrhoea<br>I wish they both would disappear</div><div style="margin:10px 0">So I could lead a normal life<br> instead of this internal strife.<br>I either have to sit and strain<br>Or find the nearest loo again. </div><div style="margin:10px 0">This malady drives me insane<br>I’m sick of trying to explain<br>To other folks the reason why<br> I disappear so suddenly.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I have no choice I have to go<br> for fear that I will overflow.<br>Which makes my life a misery.<br>I’m forced to act unsociably.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">I cant make friends as others do.<br>My life revolves around the loo<br>Unless you too have I.B.S<br> and suffer from the same distress.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">There is no way you’ll understand<br>Knowledge acquired second hand, <br>might activate your sympathy.<br> Which doesn’t do a lot for me.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">So I must suffer silently<br>I don’t care what you think of me. <br>You cannot know what I go through <br>when there’s a queue outside the loo.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">And I am forced to concentrate <br>every minute that I wait. <br>Until a cubicle is free<br> and dropp my trousers hurriedly.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">And do that which I need to do<br>I can relax when I am through.<br>If only temporarily.<br>Until they find a cure for me.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">07/11/2009<br>http: // blog.myspace.com/poeticpiers</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Ivor+Or+Ivor.e+Hogg">Ivor Or Ivor.e Hogg</a><div class=q>
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Though constipation is a curse, 
Diarrhoea is much worse.
I alternate between the two.
 There’s very little I can do

Because I suffer I.B.S.
 Which is a nuisance I confess.
Retention and distention bloats
 a condition which denotes. ..."></div>
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