<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=410247" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Can I offer a version of the world's (supposedly) funniest joke?</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Whilst working on the switchboard once<br>for the emergency services team, <br>I came across a fatal dunce<br>who haunts my every dream.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">his call came through at half past two<br>an over-excited punter<br>'Help me please, what should I do? <br>I've found the body of a hunter! </div><div style="margin:10px 0">His skin is cold and clammy<br>he's bleeding from the gut, <br>If he's not dead, I'm barmy! '<br>So I stopped him and said, 'But...</div><div style="margin:10px 0">could you just make sure that he's dead? '<br>the phone dropped, I was vexed<br>A shot rang out and then he said, <br>'Ok. He's dead. What next? '</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Hola+Mentirosa">Hola Mentirosa</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=410247" data-title="Can I offer a version of the world's (supposedly) funniest joke? de Hola Mentirosa" data-description="Whilst working on the switchboard once for the emergency services team, I came across a fatal dunce who haunts my every dream. his call came through at half past two an over-excited punter 'Help me please, what should I do? I've found the body ..."></div> </div> </div>

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