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<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=409008" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>When You’re Bad in Your Inside</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">I remarked that man is saddest, and his heart is filled with woe,<br>When he hasn’t any money, and his pants begin to go;<br>But I think I was mistaken, and there are many times I find<br>When you do not care a candle if your pants are gone behind;<br>For a fellow mostly loses all ambition, hope, and pride,<br>When—to put the matter mildly—he is bad in his inside.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Bobby Burns was down on toothache, and it troubled him no doubt;<br>But you know a man can always have a molar taken out,<br>And be all right then, excepting for the duller pain that comes<br>To the hollow that is lying like a gully in the gums.<br>But you can’t extract your innards—they must stay within your hide,<br>And you’ve got to moan and cuss it—when you’re bad in your inside.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">You dunno what to take for it—you dunno what to do:<br>You are puzzled to remember what has disagreed with you,<br>You lie in all positions—there is none will give you ease;<br>And you think an aching stomach is the king of agonies.<br>You feel as though your innards in a double knot are tied,<br>While the devil ties it tighter—when you’re bad in your inside.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Then you send that boy—that Harry—and you tell him to be quick,<br>For a shilling’s worth of brandy, “for a person who is sick”.<br>You make him swear to hurry, and he goes off like a shot;<br>But you wait an hour and suffer, and the brandy cometh not;<br>Then you look out through the window, and you swear to bust his hide,<br>For the wretch is playing football, while you’re bad in your inside.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Then there’s mostly some old woman, with your aunt or mother, too,<br>And it’s really quite indecent how she cross-examines you.<br>She insists on giving physic, and will hear of no excuse;<br>And dilates upon your bowels till you wish her to the deuce.<br>You wish she’d go and leave you—let you be and let it slide,<br>And go about her business, when you’re bad in your inside.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">But she’s come to see you through it, and she bustles in and out;<br>And she talks of private matters that she oughtn’t talk about.<br>She proceeds to pill and dose you, and she vows that you’ll be ill<br>Till you’ve swallowed every nostrum—castor oil, and draught and pill,<br>And you wish, good Lord! that she would pass across the Stygian tide,<br>And nurse the gory Devil, when he’s bad in his inside.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">But the hag is interested, and she bustles out and in;<br>And in various disguises give you nauseous medicine.<br>Till she’s shifted all obstructions, and has soothed your keenest pain<br>(Though her remedies may leave you a much sicker man again);<br>But she’s done her best to help you, for her sympathy is wide,<br>And you’ll bless that same old woman when you’re right in your inside.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Henry+Lawson">Henry Lawson</a><div class=q>
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