<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=407010" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>THE Machine</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">I went to the doctors the other day<br>Told him my boobs were sore<br>I'm sure there's nothing wrong he said<br>Have a mammogram just to be sure<br>So off I trot to the clinic<br>When I saw this big machine<br>The nurse said strip to the waist<br>Don't worry love it's just routine<br>She plonked my boob on a cold slab<br>It really made me shiver<br>Reminded me of a butcher<br>Weighing a piece of liver<br>Then she said hold it like that<br>A heavy plate descended<br>And squashed my boob flat<br>Pain and embarrassment <br>Was more than I could bear<br>I wanted to complain<br>But I didn't dare<br>I felt like a prisoner<br>Trapped in a device<br>My boob like a piece of wood<br>Squeezed in a vice<br>I felt bruised and battered<br>I wanted it over and done<br>She said that's all for this side<br>Now we'll do the other one<br>At last she released me<br>And to my dismay<br>I'd gone in there a 38c<br>And come out a 34a<br>Now if ever I meet the man<br>Who invented this contraption<br>I'd squash his private parts in it<br>And put him out of action<br>If you've never had a mammogram<br>Please do not fear<br>For this big ugly machine<br>Saves thousands of lives each year.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Hazel+Connelly">Hazel Connelly</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=407010" data-title="THE Machine de Hazel Connelly" data-description="I went to the doctors the other day Told him my boobs were sore I'm sure there's nothing wrong he said Have a mammogram just to be sure So off I trot to the clinic When I saw this big machine The nurse said strip to the waist Don't worry love it's..."></div> </div> </div>

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