<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=401720" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Pearl, Merle And Earl And Sex</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Every few days Earl tries to remember what sex used to be.<br>So he asks his girlfriends, “Is these thoughts sinful or weird of me? ”<br>Blushing Peal responds, “Why are all men so crass and crude? ”<br>Merle chimes in “Well Pearl, I like men who put me in the mood.”<br>Pearl recoils, “How can you treat it with so little dignity? ”<br>Merle jokes, “Using “it” for the word “sex” is an 'old' way to be.”<br>Listening to these ladies poor Earl becomes increasingly confused.<br>Are these thoughts a good thing or should they be refused? <br>Pearl says, “Merle, to keep your mind clean I suggest you pray.”<br>Earl retorts, “Pearl, I don’t want thoughts of sex to go away.” <br>Merle pipes in, “Pearl, just remember the way we all got here.<br>Folks have been doing “it”, I mean having sex, for many a year.”<br>Earl, why don’t you hustle those 70 year olds at other tables.<br>Sitting at one there’s an Olga, Margarite and at least two Mables.<br>White as her name sake, Pearl sat fingering her worry beads, <br>Hoping no 100+ year olds will bother her with their awful needs.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Gregory+Huyette">Gregory Huyette</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=401720" data-title="Pearl, Merle And Earl And Sex de Gregory Huyette" data-description="Every few days Earl tries to remember what sex used to be. So he asks his girlfriends, “Is these thoughts sinful or weird of me? ” Blushing Peal responds, “Why are all men so crass and crude? ” Merle chimes in “Well Pearl, I like men who..."></div> </div> </div>

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