<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=373625" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>The Kick Under The Table</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">After a man has been married awhile,<br>And his wife has grown used to his manner<br>And style,<br>When she knows form the twinkle that lights<br>Up his eye<br>The thoughts he is thinking, the wherefore and<br>Why,<br>And just what he'll say, and just what he'll do,<br>And is sure that he'll make a bad break ere he's<br>Through,<br>She has one little trick that she'll work when<br>She's able-<br>She takes a sly kick at him under the table.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">He may fancy the story he's telling is true,<br>Or he's doing the thing which is proper to do;<br>He may fancy he's holding his own with the<br>Rest,<br>The life of the party and right at his best,<br>When quickly he learns to his utter dismay,<br>That he mustn't say what he's just started to say.<br>He is stopped at the place where he hoped to<br>Begin,<br>By his wife, who has taken at kick at his shin.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">If he picks the wrong fork for the salad, he<br>Knows,<br>That fact by the feel of his wife's slippered toes.<br>If he's started a bit of untellable news,<br>On the calf of his leg there is planted a bruise.<br>Oh, I wonder sometimes what would happen to<br>Me<br>If the wife were not seated just where she <br>Could be<br>On guard every minute to watch every trick,<br>And keep me in line all the time with her kick.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Edgar+Albert+Guest">Edgar Albert Guest</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=373625" data-title="The Kick Under The Table de Edgar Albert Guest" data-description="After a man has been married awhile, And his wife has grown used to his manner And style, When she knows form the twinkle that lights Up his eye The thoughts he is thinking, the wherefore and Why, And just what he'll say, and just what he'll do, A..."></div> </div> </div>

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