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<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=369542" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Hairy Woes</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">(This not a poem. One day I thought whether I could write about hair problems and this is what I could come up with. Have a good hair day.) </div><div style="margin:10px 0">Oh all the balding men of the world! Neither split your hair nor let your hair down; instead, get up to fight against hair experts and hair industries because, you have nothing to loss except hairs, which you are already losing anyway.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">The scientific study published in, 'International Journal of Fake Studies', has proven beyond doubt that, all kinds of hairs and particularly black hairs, absorb sun light and thus indirectly contribute to the global warming whereas, shining bald pates reflect sun light back into the atmosphere, thus help to make earth’s climate cool. So taking these facts in account, bald persons should be given the tax rebate in form of carbon credits whereas, high taxation should be levied on persons with hair for leaving carbon footprints behind.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">It is true my friend, that you are paying the tax as well as losing your hair, but try to imagine a plight of less fortunate ones, who neither earn enough money to pay the tax nor have enough hair to loss.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">'Son! Why do you worry about your hair problems; get me mustards seeds from the home, that doesn't have hair problems', thus spake enlightened sage, hearing which young man became calm.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">The biggest cause of hair fall, dandruff and other hair related problems is existence of hair.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">No person with hair on his head, can solve all your hair problems, neither can the person without hair.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">As, not all the armies of the world, can stop the idea whose time has come so, not all the hair experts can stem the progress of baldness, whose time has come.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Only two things are universal, hair problems and human stupidity, but I have doubt about former, thus spake Einstein of hair science.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Not all the trichologists, dermatologists and hair experts together, armed with shampoos, hair oils, hair dyes and herbal ointments can cure all the hair ailments, as long as hairs are there.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">As long as hairs are there, there are going to be hair problems, similarly as long as shrinks are there, there are going to be mental problems.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">The hair industry expands their business by perpetuating the two myths, first is there are more hair at unwanted place and other is, there are less hair at desired place.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Hair here, hair there, hair everywhere similarly: problem here, problem there, problem everywhere.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">He fell in love with her hair and married the whole girl, soon he was without hair.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">In early part of his life man losses his hair to earn money then he uses same money to gain hair back.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Don't bask in a glory of the hair, you used to have in past, instead tell me, do you have gorgeous hair now? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">There is some truth in a myth that the bald men are fortunate; to begin with, they don't have to spend their fortune on comb, hair products, hair cuts and last but not least girls.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">There are more blondes on streets of India than women of the rest of the world put together; thanks to Garnier. Take Care.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">White hair is nothing but a flag hoisted by a tired life, signaling armistice with hostile time, which eventually leads to surrender to the death.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Blessed are the monks who shave their hair themselves, a symbol of a vanity of the world, because nature is going to destroy that vanity eventually anyhow.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Oh Sinner! Vain is your attempt to hide your sins, for sins will shine in your life as bald pate shines through the sparse tufts of hair. </div><div style="margin:10px 0">It is irony that the monks who do not care for their hair often have beautiful and luxuriant hair.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Trees are nothing but hair of Gaia, the earth; if you destroy, them then earth too would take her revenge by creating conditions, that won't allow the hair to stay on your crown.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">More often than not, one owns heir are responsible for one owns hair fall.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">If you cannot prevent hair fall, enjoy it. </div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br>15/01/2011<br>Dr Hitesh C Sheth</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Hitesh+Sheth">Hitesh Sheth</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=369542" data-title="Hairy Woes de Hitesh Sheth" data-description="(This not a poem. 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