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<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=369538" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Constipation</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">An urban teacher recently transferred to a rural school<br>Had complaint of, ‘Inability to pass his stool’.<br>His wife thought, “Husband may be speaking lie<br>Let me take him to Freud- City’s sexiest guy.”<br>Freud boasted, “I can cure this illness in fifty sittings<br>But since it is an emergency, I will call psychiatrist’s meeting”.<br>He decided to call psychiatrist all<br>And they gathered in a big conference hall.<br>Freud started, “Pt is fixated at phallic stage<br>And harbors suppressed sex and repressed rage.”<br>Karl Jung shouted angrily at Sigmund Freud<br>“You always bring sexuality, Are you Freud or fraud? ”<br>Then he mocked at Freud, “Do you have brain or bladder<br>You cannot diagnose even a simple matter”.<br>Sigmund Freud confessed, “You all know I am sexually perverted <br>But you also know, personality cannot be reverted.”<br>Then he added shyly, “Phallus comes in my mind uppermost<br>When I see pen, pendulum, pillar or post.”<br>Then Jung added, “It is a simple case of fight<br>Between a conscious complex and an unconscious archetype.”<br>Anna Freud said to Jung, “You are speaking in jest<br>Otherwise go east or west my father is best.”<br>Alfed Adler said, “I can see with clarity, <br>It is an obvious case of organ inferiority.”<br>Maslow interrupted, “Pt has problem in climbing a pyramid<br>So please give him some push from behind.”<br>“It is ‘birth trauma’ blurted out ‘A Man in Black’”<br>When all look on their back, it was Otto Rank.<br>Adolf Meyer said, “There is no need to guess<br>It is a simple case of, ‘reaction to life stress’”.<br>“Basic Anxiety” Karen Horney spoke anxiously<br>But as usual no one took her seriously.<br>Briquet guessed, “It is a conversion disorder and secondary gain<br>There is no pain without gain”<br>Erickson said- flashing his mobile Ericsson-<br>“It is a problem of stage transition.”<br>Heinz Kohut said, “Pt is not getting job satisfaction, <br>Because he is not getting ‘narcissistic gratification’.”<br>“It is an adjustment disorder”, spoke SHETH HITESH<br>Everyone look at him with interest.<br>Pt said, “You all fool, Don’t loss your cool <br>I’m not passing stool, because there is no latrine in the school.”</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Dr Hitesh C Sheth</div><div style="margin:10px 0">27/09/2008</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Hitesh+Sheth">Hitesh Sheth</a><div class=q>
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Had complaint of, ‘Inability to pass his stool’.
His wife thought, “Husband may be speaking lie
Let me take him to Freud- City’s sexiest guy.”
Freud boasted, “I can cure this illn..."></div>
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