<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=369504" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Theory of Naas</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">In times of yore in Ireland<br>The jokes came thick and fast<br>About the town of Naas.<br>They changed the way they said it.<br>Instead of rhyming Naas with arse<br>They rhymed it with a face-<br>Sounds like the queen says 'nice'.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Irish jokers agreed to wipe<br>Anal-rhyming with old Naas.<br>Till Joyce-he couldn't stop himself, <br>Insinuating smarty-arse.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Why did Joyce call the guy Athy<br>When he could have called him Naas? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">On a map of Kildare<br>Two towns at a glance<br>Rhyme with what's found<br>In a character's pants.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Young Dedalus shared a sickroom<br>With a guy nicknamed 'a thigh'.<br>'an arse' it could have equally been.<br>Why not? I'll give it a try: <br>First thoughts were Joyce were a shy man<br>Then I guessed his mind too high class.<br>The truth of it is he was tickled<br>By the sounds of Athy and of Naas: <br>Just to mention Athy to an Ireman<br>Brings on a thought of an arse.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Douglas+Scotney">Douglas Scotney</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=369504" data-title="Theory of Naas de Douglas Scotney" data-description="In times of yore in Ireland The jokes came thick and fast About the town of Naas. They changed the way they said it. Instead of rhyming Naas with arse They rhymed it with a face- Sounds like the queen says 'nice'. Irish jokers agreed to wipe Anal..."></div> </div> </div>

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