<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=368663" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Beulah Needs Another Man</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Beulah needs another man who'll take <br>the garbage out at dawn and not <br>bring it back again at midnight, something <br>Jasper's done many nights for years.<br>Beulah knows when Jasper's found </div><div style="margin:10px 0">another woman but she never says a word <br>because Jasper always mows the lawn <br>and rakes the leaves and fixes <br>things around the house unlike <br>Homer who was never handy.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">But yesterday the doctor said Jasper has<br>six months to live so Beulah wants to meet <br>another handy man at Jasper's wake.<br>She met Jasper at a wake the day <br>he dropped the lid on Homer's coffin.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Donal+Mahoney">Donal Mahoney</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=368663" data-title="Beulah Needs Another Man de Donal Mahoney" data-description="Beulah needs another man who'll take the garbage out at dawn and not bring it back again at midnight, something Jasper's done many nights for years. Beulah knows when Jasper's found another woman but she never says a word because Jasper alwa..."></div> </div> </div>

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