<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=367646" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>The Freeview User Manual</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Blah, blah, blah, blah... Batteries in.<br>Switch on... Scan for Freeview channels...<br>No channels found. Plug in aerial.<br>Scan for Freeview channels again...<br>Found 3 channels. Are you kidding me? <br>Page 12. Try a signal booster...</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Later that afternoon...</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Another £20 that's cost me! <br>Plug in aerial. Find a spare cable.<br>Fit cable to Freeview box...<br>Scan again... Channels in the wrong order.<br>Page 13. Top of page: Delete channels.<br>Page 13. Try manual scan...<br>Finally...100 channels.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Later that evening... </div><div style="margin:10px 0">30 channels disappeared. Flipping thing! <br>Remove aerial. Autoscan. No channels.<br>Reconnect aerial. Pause for some whiskey...<br>Rescan channels. Ah... Click Save channels! <br>Check EPG. What's the EPG? <br>Page 205. Technical Terms Explained.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Later the next morning...</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Page 16. How to record a programme...<br>OK, why's the first 5 minutes not there? <br>Page 17. Missing segments in recordings? <br>Page 18. Using Timeshift rewind playback.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Press rewind button and again, again and again.<br>Pause at chosen start point for manual recording.<br>Press record then start button.<br>Fast forward to end of programme...<br>Rewind to end of programme...<br>Fast forward to end of programme...<br>Press record and stop button.<br>Where's the stop button? <br>Page 4. Remote control buttons guide.<br>Press the stop button...</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Later that afternoon... in the shop...</div><div style="margin:10px 0">Hi, I've brought this Freeview thing back.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">What's wrong with it, mate? </div><div style="margin:10px 0">It's flipping driving me m.m.mental! </div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br>Denis Martindale, copyright February 2011.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Denis+Martindale">Denis Martindale</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=367646" data-title="The Freeview User Manual de Denis Martindale" data-description="Blah, blah, blah, blah... Batteries in. Switch on... Scan for Freeview channels... No channels found. Plug in aerial. Scan for Freeview channels again... Found 3 channels. Are you kidding me? Page 12. Try a signal booster... Later that afternoon..."></div> </div> </div>

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