<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=367590" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Surfs You Right!</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0">When Colin bought a computer, he didn't know a thing! <br>So in fact, without a tutor, he spent a lot, ker-ching! </div><div style="margin:10px 0">So he plugged it in and waited... The PC screen stayed black! <br>For a while he hesitated and thought he'd take it back! </div><div style="margin:10px 0">What's that? The on switch! There it was! The little so-and-so! <br>How foolish that he'd been so cross, yet now, all systems go! </div><div style="margin:10px 0">An hour later, it calmed down! The Internet could start...<br>So Colin's forehead lost its frown, now he would soon take part.</div><div style="margin:10px 0">The home page loaded, so he stared at small text on the screen, <br>The poor chap squinting unprepared, no longer quite as keen...</div><div style="margin:10px 0">He clicked a link, saw colours change and near collapsed in shock! <br>'Good God! That site was really strange! ' That's one he had to block! </div><div style="margin:10px 0">Another link he chose to try... This time some music played! <br>The volume had been set too high! He set it down to fade...</div><div style="margin:10px 0">'Thank God for that! ' poor Colin said, 'At least I'm on my own! '<br>His cheeks by now were blushing red, as he let out a groan...</div><div style="margin:10px 0">'OK! That's it! I'll beat this thing! ' He vowed with all his might! <br>Then he checked Google, Yahoo, Bing, still surfing through the night! </div><div style="margin:10px 0">He fell asleep at half-past-five... He slept there like a slob! <br>Woke up, then off to work to drive, before he lost his job! </div><div style="margin:10px 0">'That PC's going back next week! ' He told himself that day! <br>Alas, the poor guy's now a geek... His PC's here to stay! </div><div style="margin:10px 0"></div><div style="margin:10px 0">Denis Martindale, copyright, July 2012.</div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><br />poem by <a href="http://en.citatepedia.ro/by.php?a=Denis+Martindale">Denis Martindale</a><div class=q> <img src="https://www.citatepedia.ro/g/32share.png" style="float:left" alt="Share"> <script type="text/javascript" src="//s7.addthis.com/js/300/addthis_widget.js#pubid=citatepedia" async="async"></script><div style="display:inline-block" class="addthis_sharing_toolbox" data-url="http://en.citatepedia.ro/comments.php?id=367590" data-title="Surfs You Right! de Denis Martindale" data-description="When Colin bought a computer, he didn't know a thing! So in fact, without a tutor, he spent a lot, ker-ching! So he plugged it in and waited... The PC screen stayed black! For a while he hesitated and thought he'd take it back! What's that? ..."></div> </div> </div>

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